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Monday, July 31, 2006

Hey everyone! I'm back from Genting. It wasn't too bad a trip. The bus was hella comfy. Nice big reclining leather seats & personal tv monitors with loads of current movies to choose from. Time passed pretty fast too cos i guess the whole bus was family so u jst feel really at home. That's until u start to need to smoke & there's nothing u can do abt it. It din help that the bus kinda broke down at the petrol kiosk before going up Genting so it was a long delay before another bus came to send us up. Lucky it was just another 1hr or less to make our way up if not i'll so die of boredom & withdrawal systoms. By the time we reached was prolly 11pm? Had a quick bite then it was freedom. Me & Mel bought the Dunhill which came with a free ashtray! Pretty cute stuff. Thank goodness Mel was there.. we were always running off for a smoke somewhere. Did some shopping too. I got 2 skirts & 2 tops. Yay! The weather there is super shiok. I think i'm the only person there walking around in shorts. Haha. Unfortunately, we din get to go to the theme park cos it was raining & they had to stop the rides.
Anyway, i'm glad i'm back. Back to hot & humid Singapore...

Asphyxiated at at 2:48 PM

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Bored at home as usual in the afternoon & while channel surfing, i came across the old series Spin. Anyone remember that show? Nvm. It's not important. It's just that suddenly seeing Keagan Kang reminded me how hot i thot he was & whatever happened to him now? I thot he was doing theatre or something. Hmm..

On a completely different note, i recalled hearing on the radio sometime back about some Huiji waist tonic. I was taken aback at first cos not being able to see it in print, i thot it was 'waste tonic' instead of 'waist tonic'. Then it completely slipped my mind until i happened to chance upon it & realised the actual word. I mean, it did sound pretty misleading i swear. Waste tonic. Eewww.
I'm still not hyped about Genting. I noe its only over the weekend & i hardly need to pack anything but if u noe me better, im a kaisu packer, checklist & all. Yup. That's why its a real pain. I hardly consider it a holiday. A holiday should be like Mandy's. Shopping tour in Europe. But of cos that girl is going there for work but i'm sure it's gonna be a wonderful experience. Can i hide in her luggage or something?
Ling just pulled her wisdom tooth & she keeps hurrying me to extract mine. I dunno what's stopping me from going ahead. I think it's mainly my cashflow problem & oso extracting 4 is no joke.
Shall attempt to sleep early 2day. The gates are open which means less midnite galavanting for me. Meeting Jane 2moro in the afternoon so i guess i'll have something to keep me occupied somewhat.

Asphyxiated at at 1:22 AM

Monday, July 24, 2006

The past week has been pretty uneventful, just a couple of midnite galavanting to East Coast Macs wif Jane, coffee at Mas Ayu wif Jes, bak chor mee wif Ling, talk-cock session wif Jane & Chix at the playground etc. All that is gonna change starting dis week somewhat cos Jes has started work & Jane has started school. Oso, the car got crashed so we can't juz decide to meet on impluse at some crazy hour for now. Moreover, the gates are open. You noe what i'm talking about. Thinking about it makes me a little paranoid but i guess if i dun go think about it, it'll pass like any normal month. Oh in this year's case, its 2 months. Oh well.
Going Genting this Friday. I still dun feel like going but since it's confirmed, i shall make the best out of it. Anywayz, it'll pass real fast. Leaving on Friday afternoon & returning on Sunday afternoon, which means i'll reach SG only in the evening. But whatever, feel free to call me. I dun have auto roam for nothing you noe.
I'm so sleepy now.. i can't believe i woke up so early. 830am.. Okok.. 9am since i fell back asleep. I'm so not a morning person. When i start work it's gonna be horrid. Why am i up so early? Cos i need to go do something which requires me to be super awake & alert for 1.5hrs. Can't figure out what? Too bad then. When i'm done, i'm gonna come home to my bed for more beauty sleep. *YAWNz*

Asphyxiated at at 10:18 AM

Monday, July 17, 2006

Since i'm having insomnia & i'm terribly bored, i shall share wif all of u how much i hate my older brother.
I think all the words in the world couldn't even describe what an asshole he is. I have never liked him & it's random outbursts from him that incurs my wrath, prompting me to tell everyone about this unfortunate soul.
Just the other day, i got shouted at just becos the volume of the com was too loud for his liking when he was watching F1. What the fuck?! Firstly, the volume of the com wasn't loud at all & secondly, what the hell do u wanna hear when u r watching F1? The commentary? That scumbag is obviously trying to find trouble.
He din even ask me to turn down the volume. He shouted at me like i owe him big time. I was quite surprised at myself. I actually turned down the volume without giving him a piece of my mind. I think it was because i was willing myself not to give him a good kick in the balls.
This is not even sibling rivalry. I'm 23 & he's 25 for crying out loud. He's just so... CMI. Yah. I think that's a good way to describe him. In every sense of that phrase. Cannot make it! He was never a good brother & he's not a very good person as well. I think that explains his very pathetic social life.
Conversations with my friends leading to him often go like this:
Friend: How's ur brother?
Me: Like that lor
Friend: Still no GF ah?
Me: Nope
Friend: Is he gay?
Me: Dunno. He got no BF either
Yes people, he hasn't been in any relationship all his 25 years on planet earth. Maybe if you'll just take one look at him & you'll noe why. I shall not amuse u by posting his picture on my blog. I tink it'll just contaminate my blog to put such a replusive image.
Omg i think i could go on & on about him & it'll just disgust the hell out of u people. Thank goodness his kind is extinct in this world. He is like a mean geek. But most of the time i'll just leave him to bask in his lala land & think what a wonderful person he is -GAGS-
I dun give a flying fuck about him & i have to say i thoroughly enjoyed his absence when he went down under to study. It was short-lived though. He's back with a twang that couldn't be more fake & all u wanna do is knock him down with the biggest truck u can find, driving at full speed.
I have always found his dress sense revolting & recently, he has been having a serious wardrobe malfunction. I shall not go into details as i'm afraid i'll be struck by lightning but i have decided to make full use of my digicam & keep it near me at all times & i may just show all u people the disgusting sight that i have to face & live with. Oh bless my eyes that they will not rot & fall off from their sockets.
I think i shall stop bitching about him or i may just decide to do something drastic. Putting medicated oil in his contact lense solution should be a fun start. But i guess that's not drastic enuff... & it'll just make him stay home with an MC. KNN. Can someone think of something to get him at least hospitalised or something? Just get him the hell away from me.
Oh yeah i'm mean. So what? He deserves it. Every single bit of it. This is just a harmless preview. An appertiser. When i snap, he is so gonna fucking regret it.

Asphyxiated at at 1:45 AM

HARD GAY Okay!!
Wahahahahaha.
I'm gonna pengz. Its hilariously obscene & very entertaining. Thanks to Mandy who corrupted me, i have since corrupted many others with Hard Gay which you can find on youtube. They are all dumb as hell & here's one to get you started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MatgvAfVkWQ
Enjoy~

Asphyxiated at at 12:51 AM

The past couple of days was one hell of a fat weekend man. All the dancing on Wednesday couldn't even burn of a fraction off all the grub we consumed. I shall not scare everyone by listing down all my meals but Friday itself was horrid. Me, Jane, Tiger & Tubs were deciding between going to eat in Malaysia or going to watch Pirates & surprise, surprise, we ended up going JB. Tiger & Jane wanted to bring us to some place to eat but the cab drivers there were quoting rediculous fares so we ended up eating nearby. We ordered so much food we had to finish some in a hurry so that there'll be space to put the rest of the food. The weather was so hot & humid it rilly pissed me off though. Couldn't wait to make our way back across the causeway to get our car parked there. Managed to buy Tokyo Drift DVD as well & of cos ciggies. After dat, we all went back to my place to watch the DVD. It was such a let down. Horrid show. Thank goodness i only paid 6 ringgit for it. Tiger even slept through the entire show. So people, when the show comes out in Aug, dun bother wasting ur time & money.
Saturday's dinner made me & tubs so full he came up with the idea of walking to his house from my place. As usual he never listens to me so despite being unwilling, we still embarked on our journey. Thank goodness Jane called & saved me. She & Tiger came to drive us to Thompson where we had bubble tea & after dat we had yummy crispy prata. Hahaha.

Asphyxiated at at 12:12 AM

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

What's up with Singapore's weather man. Today is a fucking hot day. I can feel the glare from inside the house.
I think the no smoking rule is giving me side effects. Yesterday met up with Jane & Sean at Cafe Cartel outside my place & i was so happy that we managed to get the smoking table. It was an indescribable feeling of euphoria and accomplishment that we got that much desired table. Okok, i'm talking crap. You noe what? I think there are more than enuff kiasu Singaporeans oready & by splitting up smoking & non-smoking areas, i think it'll just worsen the problem. People will be vying for the seats they want lor -faints- Once again, i shall applaude the government. Good thinking. Oh. And did u noe that to haf the 1 or 2 tables set aside for smokers, the cafe has to pay to get the license? Isn't the government so clever.
Anywayz, i think i shall just enjoy a smoke in the comfort of my own home when the mummy monster goes out later. Zouk here i come!!

Asphyxiated at at 3:01 PM

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I'm in a fix whether to go Genting next week or not. I think i should go cos it's grandpa's birthday & the whole family is going so i know i'll have Mel for company BUT the thought of spending so many hours on a bus is such a turn off & seriously, what do u wanna me to do in Genting from Friday til Sunday?? They are renting a bus for family & another bus for company people so i guess it's quite a big thing but so many people = hard to smoke without being seen = one very cranky me. I think the only thing appealing about Genting is that the weather is nice & Malaysians dun care where u smoke & where u dump ur rubbish. Ciggies are pretty cheap too.
Another factor is the BF. I dunno if that makes me wanna go or stay actually. Usually i really treasure my weekends cos its the only time we can spend lenghts of time together but i'm oso thinking if i should give him some time on his own. Being extra crabby to me last nite din earn him any brownie points. An attempt at being concerned resulted in him giving me a earful before ending the call. Thanks yah. Dun sms me the next day as if that conversation never happened. I'll just give u a taste of ur own medicine.
I really dunno? Can someone make the decision for me?

Asphyxiated at at 3:45 PM

Monday, July 10, 2006

I haven't seen u in a long time other than on msn & i do wonder how u r doing. Truth is, i miss u alot as a fren. I wanna noe if u r over me. I hope so cos it's been quite awhile oready & oso cos i noe we can be great frens. I miss ur lame jokes & i miss hanging out wif u. We never rilly spoke about what happened. I understand if it hurt too much at that time. I never dared to bring it up cos i din noe if it was apt. But if u r reading this, i wanna let u noe that i'm here whenever you need someone to talk to or go for coffee with. You have been rilly wonderful to me. That is something i can't deny & i'm sorry we couldn't work out. If u can put the past behind, i'm sure we can work out a wonderful friendship.

Asphyxiated at at 12:18 AM

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Its a Sunday night & i see Yuan online. WTF?!?? Apparantly his officer let them book in 2moro b4 noon so that they can watch the World Cup. Is that good life or what?
I think i have misled many people into thinking that my hair is rilly short. Its still considered long i guess. It's just quite a huge difference from before i cut it. OK? Is this clearer? Haha. So no nid to get so excited.

I seriously hate the number of places which i can't smoke at. When i met Mandy on Saturday, we couldn't even find anywhere to sit down for a drink & smoke. We ended up sitting IN Starbucks. After that when i met up wif Jane & Tiger and we went to Holland V, there were no markings at Gelare so Tubs went to ask the staff & smoking was not aloowed AT ALL. WTH. Coffee Bean had 2 tables for smoking & thank goodness we managed to get one. After dat was off to Jalan Kayu- Prata, Mee Goreng, Tulang *burp* Tubs did a wonderful job whacking the damn marrow out of the bones. Messy stuff. We were so fed up with the no smoking rule we just walked one side to smoke after dat. Its frustrating. I'm sure it's something we'll all get used to. But for now, i still think it's absurd.

Asphyxiated at at 11:37 PM

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Yesterday night, met Jes & Mudd at Coffee Club outside my place. The smoking area consisted of a grand total of 2 tables. Lucky we managed to get one. Thanks Mudd for the treat. Drinks & muddy mud pie. Its a wonder how 3 people can't even finish 1 mud pie. Sat there til they were closing den da chix came to fetch us. Saw Dan delivering bread at the Shell station. Pretty funny stuff. That boy drives a truck like a rally car man. Anywaez, we headed to East Coast Park to slack after buying Macs at the drive-thru. The wind was great but lighting a cig was a pain in the ass. Haven't been to East Coast to relax in the longest time. It was good just driving to some quiet spot to chit chat.
Meeting up wif Mandy in town later. I can't wait to get out of my house.

Asphyxiated at at 6:01 PM

Friday, July 07, 2006

SMILES 2006

page 91. Its sooooo tiny man

Asphyxiated at at 3:53 PM

Met da chix last nite supposedly just for a short while but we ended up buying loads of stuff back to her house to cook. Damn the 24-hr cold storage at Katong Mall. And guess what? Her monster of a husky eats chilli & loves mentos. Weird.
Managed to catch Rockstar SuperNova before that & Tommy Lee was just smokin' hot.

Asphyxiated at at 3:27 PM

Monday, July 03, 2006

Weekend Recap:
Friday
Went down to Wisma to collect tub's hp & den met him at the MRT to go Chinatown. We were still a tad early so we dropped by Ling's granny's wake before heading for grandpa's birthday.

Saturday
Cut my hair.... .... Courtesy of Alex. I think i'm too trusting. Let Alex cut my hair & he took heaps off. It ended up looking weird so i decided to take matters into my own hands & i trimmed it further. Wanna see how it looks like now? Meet me lah!
It was pretty funny though. He cut my hair at the corridor outside his house. The neighbours came looking. It was like having a hair cut from the olden days street side barber. But good thing was i could smoke while he was cutting my hair. Calms my nerves abit. Haha. Had to sweep the damn place after that & the amount of hair he took off could have been made into another wig lor.
Anywayz, went to WestMall in the evening for awhile & that was about it.

Sunday
Met Jes, Rachel & Ah Boy at Bishan & we went supermarket shopping. Bought shit-loads of stuff back to Rachel's house to cook for dinner. It was a riot man. Met at 4+, dinner was only ready at 8+. Well done girls.
Went to AMK KBox after dat. Gimme aircon,drinks & ciggies. I'm a happy girl. All the way til 2am.

Asphyxiated at at 3:04 PM