Monday, July 17, 2006
Since i'm having insomnia & i'm terribly bored, i shall share wif all of u how much i hate my older brother.
I think all the words in the world couldn't even describe what an asshole he is. I have never liked him & it's random outbursts from him that incurs my wrath, prompting me to tell everyone about this unfortunate soul.
Just the other day, i got shouted at just becos the volume of the com was too loud for his liking when he was watching F1. What the fuck?! Firstly, the volume of the com wasn't loud at all & secondly, what the hell do u wanna hear when u r watching F1? The commentary? That scumbag is obviously trying to find trouble.
He din even ask me to turn down the volume. He shouted at me like i owe him big time. I was quite surprised at myself. I actually turned down the volume without giving him a piece of my mind. I think it was because i was willing myself not to give him a good kick in the balls.
This is not even sibling rivalry. I'm 23 & he's 25 for crying out loud. He's just so... CMI. Yah. I think that's a good way to describe him. In every sense of that phrase. Cannot make it! He was never a good brother & he's not a very good person as well. I think that explains his very pathetic social life.
Conversations with my friends leading to him often go like this:
Friend: How's ur brother?
Me: Like that lor
Friend: Still no GF ah?
Me: Nope
Friend: Is he gay?
Me: Dunno. He got no BF either
Yes people, he hasn't been in any relationship all his 25 years on planet earth. Maybe if you'll just take one look at him & you'll noe why. I shall not amuse u by posting his picture on my blog. I tink it'll just contaminate my blog to put such a replusive image.
Omg i think i could go on & on about him & it'll just disgust the hell out of u people. Thank goodness his kind is extinct in this world. He is like a mean geek. But most of the time i'll just leave him to bask in his lala land & think what a wonderful person he is -GAGS-
I dun give a flying fuck about him & i have to say i thoroughly enjoyed his absence when he went down under to study. It was short-lived though. He's back with a twang that couldn't be more fake & all u wanna do is knock him down with the biggest truck u can find, driving at full speed.
I have always found his dress sense revolting & recently, he has been having a serious wardrobe malfunction. I shall not go into details as i'm afraid i'll be struck by lightning but i have decided to make full use of my digicam & keep it near me at all times & i may just show all u people the disgusting sight that i have to face & live with. Oh bless my eyes that they will not rot & fall off from their sockets.
I think i shall stop bitching about him or i may just decide to do something drastic. Putting medicated oil in his contact lense solution should be a fun start. But i guess that's not drastic enuff... & it'll just make him stay home with an MC. KNN. Can someone think of something to get him at least hospitalised or something? Just get him the hell away from me.
Oh yeah i'm mean. So what? He deserves it. Every single bit of it. This is just a harmless preview. An appertiser. When i snap, he is so gonna fucking regret it.
Asphyxiated at at 1:45 AM
