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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I'm doing my work so s l o w l y bcos it's so tedious & i'm so tired. It's only Tuesday lor. Argh. Today is the asshole's birthday. I dun wanna spoil things so i just told the mother that i'm working late & not eating with them.

I'm so sleepy.. & yes, i take full responsibility of the state i am in now. I think do not need to dress up for halloween & people will think i'm a zombie. But i can never say no to meeting Janey & da chix. We went Kallang KFC yesterday AGAIN. And then to East Coast Park when Cosy Bay had no where to park. Why can't work be fun? *yawnz*

I want access to MSN lah. It's so quiet here man.. *haix* I shall be a good girl & continue with my work. Tata~

Asphyxiated at at 4:10 PM

Monday, October 30, 2006

I hate it when i have no access to MSN at work. I feel detached from the world. As til now, work has been easy to a point where i have to bring a book to read if not i'll have nothing to do. Today i got something new to keep me occupied. My boss's GQ magazine which he doesn't want. I know things will get alot busier in time to come so i shall not complain about the lack of work now. Come Thursday, not only will i get OT pay, my OT will be spent indulging on Lamb rack, beer, wine & other yummies.

Something wrong with the com at home for the past week or so but now that it's fixed, i have no time to use it thus the lack of updates.

Nothing much to update i guess. Or more like i can't remember what has been happening the past week.

Last Saturday was off to Momo with my girls Mandy & Kailing. It's been too bloody long since i last clubbed. I'm getting old. But then again, the lack of ventilation at Momo has oways gotten to me. Had fun nevertheless. Glad i chose to meet my girls instead of going to Movida, which i had the invites for & which i wanted to go at first.

Asphyxiated at at 11:06 AM

Saturday, October 21, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAILING!!
Hope you had fun last night at Kampong Siglap. Haha. I had a great time despite the humidity & mozzies.

P.S Next time driving into Sentosa, just drive thru. Do not stop to pay like i did. What a waste of $. Haha.

Asphyxiated at at 4:53 PM

Friday, October 20, 2006

Thanks Janey-poo & chix for accompanying me. I think if i hadn't gone out to meet u girls, the arsehole would have been found bleeding to death on his bed this morning. I guess getting out of the house + driving + meeting my girls + smoking helped alot.

Last night was off to pick Jane up from her place & then down to Bugis to pick up da chix & Juliana who couldn't get a cab. Went back to Katong to drop Juliana off & we went to East Coast Park to slack after getting some grub from the drive-thru.

This morning mummy told me that the arsewipe did not go to work today but he's out for now. KNNBCCB. I shall not infuriate myself any further. Shall just look forward to Kailing's birthday celebration at Sentosa later!

Asphyxiated at at 2:48 PM

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The FUCKER of the house has done it once again. I can't remember his exact words but it was something about how my HP ringing had woke him up from his sleep & he even told me what days & what time i have to soften/off my HP. It may sound like a small matter but you will only truly get the full effect of it all when you are present. I dun appreciate being shouted at over such a petty matter. When people ask me nicely, i will listen. When people shout at me like a mad arse, i promise they will be in for something big. Its a wonder how i managed not to retaliate. Hopefully ignoring him pissed him off even further. I have decided that i shall not treat him as family anymore & i hope he dies a slow & horrible death. I shall post his picture up for all to recognise him & so please feel free to spit on him should you happen to see him on the streets. A pathetic scumbag like him is not worth my time of the day & i do wonder what he is so sore about that makes him such a lowly detestable piece of shit. LOSER!

It did not take me very long to find a picture of him in the com. So much for being a tyrant & taking the new com while i get to use the old com. Cos there are so many of his stuff in this com. Check out this picture. I dun think i know anyone that would take such a self picture. I mean seriously, you gotta admit he's got mental problems. Anyone want to see more pictures? Every picture he takes is weird. He has serious issues man.

Oh here's one with him & his baby pillow which he brought all the way to Australia with him while he was studying there. All together now - "AAWWWWWW"

And this is how he'll look for life after i replace his contact lens solution with bleach

Here's the parting shot. He loves his own stare so much he did up a collage for himself

Asphyxiated at at 9:25 PM

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Today was spent chauffeuring the boy & mummy. And then it got better. Dinner at Coffee Club & a tank full of petrol. Then it was off to pick up tubs, Jane & da chix where we slacked at Kallang KFC. Ended off with going to Georges but because i was driving, i only had a mouthful of beer. Bah. What a bummer.

Asphyxiated at at 1:31 AM

Monday, October 16, 2006

As much as i still hate how the car looks, it has served me well so far. Yes, the car came over the weekend!

Saturday was off to VivoCity & the place was fucking packed. Should have seen it coming but i haven't gone window shopping with tubs in a long time oready. Why is it that the haze is especially bad over the weekends? Argh. Headed home after that to get the car & we went to Changi Village to eat Wanton Mee before heading down to Cote D'Azur to find da chix at her friend's penthouse. I oso want a dad that would buy me a penthouse when i'm only 18 years old. The cars the family drives are damn shiok too. I'm so jealous lah.

Sunday helped with the clearing of granny's house yet again. It's the neverending story i swear. It took so many weeks with so many people helping out with the clearing & its still not done! OMG.
Had to leave halfway to send the boy to & from drum class before heading to town to meet my darlings for Yuan's birthday dinner. Yuan had to leave at 8pm so after that the rest of us walked around until Ting & Louis decided to go back & in the end, Mandy, Guoan, Kailing, Ling & I sat at Kopotiam to chat. Thanks to Ling being a lazy bum, i had a free cab ride home. Went Simpang Bedok to meet Jane & Tiger and Jes happened to be there as well. What a nice weekend. Met all my ladies!

Asphyxiated at at 11:20 AM

Friday, October 13, 2006

Accompanied da chix to get her tattoo done & i think the guy that did the tattoo for her was pretty cute. I think i was sitting beside him looking at him more than what he was inking. The way he touched my back gave me the tingles. Haha. I love u still tubs!
Chix, when you going to touch up that tattoo of yours? I'm free ok?

And since Kailing is not shy, i shall post her pix that was taken yesterday for everyone to enjoy!

And lastly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUAN YUAN!!

Asphyxiated at at 9:52 PM

Met up with Kailing & Mandy in town yesterday to slack & my girls are crazy lah. Feel so much better after meeting them to talk cock & watch them take stupid pictures of themselves. Shall i post Kailing's constipated pic? Haha.

After that walked over to Orchard Hotel cos dinner plans were changed to there instead. The buffet was quite disappointing. So i think i ate shashimi the whole nite. Oh. And finally somewhere with quality ice cream. They had movenpick ice cream which i so love so i ate alot of that too. Haha. The rest of the food wasn't worth mentioning. And i just remembered there was no birthday cake for grandpa? Maybe bcos the buffet spread had tons of cakes & they thot it was mad to bring our own cake but nonetheless i think it's weird not having cake during birthday celebrations.

After dinner me, mummy, 2nd aunt, 3rd aunt & the grandfolks headed to Orchid Copthorne to listen to China ladies sing oldies. OMG. I think i was the youngest person there lor. Since it was in a lounge area, i wanted to whip out my ciggies for a smoke which i obviously did not lah. There was a fat man which kept getting his partner to dance with him & it was hilarious lor. All of us couldn't stop laughing. He dancing was so OTT & absolutely dumb but he obviously thot he was doing a great job. Mummy even asked me to take a video of him dancing lor.
It's so not my cup of tea but the old folks seemed to be enjoying themselves so i shall not complain. At least i had a free beer. I know its kinda expected but it's sucha turn off to see those China singers double up as hostesses. I'm like referring to them in such a nice way lor. Oh please. After they finish singing, they latch themseleves to some old men & start feeding them fruits & drinking with them & fawning over them. Gross. Left the place around midnite. I wonder how come grandma & grandpa were still so awake after we left. I think they haven't been out in too long. Haha.

Asphyxiated at at 11:38 AM

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Oh for fuck sake gimme a break despo boys out there!
I am used to the occasional guy feeling frisky at night & asking me if i wanna talk dirty but now its only a little after 6pm for goodness sake!
I understand you are in Aussie & its probably night time oready but please lah!!

Asphyxiated at at 6:22 PM

Met up with my ex colleagues yesterday for dinner at AMK for crab bee hoon. It was supposed to be a batch gathering, which means there should be 12 people but only half turned up. Haven't seen them in only afew months and there were so many things to update each other. Out of the 12 of us, 3 have quit, 1 has been fired, afew more are on the way to being fired & i hope the rest are hanging on in there. Haha. I wanted to post a group pic of us that was taken during our training session months back but i can't seem to find it in my com.

Stayed over at tub's house after that since he could stay out & i woke up at 7am this morning to leave the house with him. Seh. Somehow, it's easier to get myself out of bed when i know it's not for work. There just isn't the dread. Took a long bus ride home, had my milo peng, watched abit of TV, then i took a 2 hour nap. Now i'm so awake & i'm home alone which feels so good.

Tomorrow i gotta be up early & i'm oready dreading it now. Bah! But i'm really looking forward to grandpa's birthday dinner tomorrow at Greenhouse @ Ritz-Carlton. It's buffet & the theme is Australian so hopefully the spread is good. Sometimes big hotels can really disappoint.

Mummy & Daddy should be going Europe (again! wtf) sometime next month & will not be around for my birthday. So mummy suggested celebrating it together with my asshole of a brother (no thanks lor!!) since she'll still be in the country end of this month. I say i'd rather have a seperate celebration before they fly off or i dun mind if they leave me some monies for me own celebration. Haha.
My darlings, you can come over to my place to stay on my birthday weekend or whatever! That'll save everyone alot of money eating out at some fancy place! Go check your calendars please! The car is coming sometime next week or the week after so i'll have the car for my birthday. It's awhile more but we'll see how it goes.
First its Yuan & Kailing's birthdays! Yuan is oready hinting what he wants for his birthday. I wouldn't even call it hinting lor. Its full out, no trace of modesty whatsoever, in your face, what-i-want-for-my-bday list. Complete with description, price & fotos. Hahaha! *hint hint, people* Dun get me wrong lah. I think it's a good idea so people wun have to crack their skulls thinking what to get & oso you wun end up getting something really disappointing.

I have decided not to post pictures of those unfortunate souls & i have deleted them all in case i get swayed by all your pestering & give in. Haha.

Asphyxiated at at 4:31 PM

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Many thanks to Kailing who helped me change my blogskin. The last one failed me miserably. It totally died on me lor. Hopefully this one sustains. Dun like it all that much but it'll do lah.

Today i just remembered something dumb Jane asked on Saturday night while watching 'Stuck on You', which was a movie about a pair of conjoined twins. I know Matt Damon & Greg Kinnear dun exactly look alike but how can you ask a question such as "Are they brothers?" Wahahhahaha!! I'm sorry girl but.. HAHA! I still couldn't believe you asked such a question. School must really be getting to you.

Check these out.. what i found in the time capsule that has been home to my grandfolks for the past donkey years. These are just some. There are loads more!
Wang Sha Ye Feng! Teresa Teng! Universal Record!

I'm not a big fan of old stuff but i couldn't help keeping this ashtray i found. We dun even have this brand of ciggies around anymore!

Asphyxiated at at 2:31 AM

Monday, October 09, 2006

Sometimes i quite enjoy the haze, other times, it just pisses me off.

Saturday was off to tub's granny's house for dinner & the upstairs neighbour was having a fight & everyone came out to see. Everyone was so scared someone was gonna jump down. It only quietened down when the police came.
Jane & Tiger came to pick us up then we went to tub's house cos he wanted to shower & change & we relaxed there for awhile before going to Ah Chew's for dessert. After dat we went ECP to slack when we heard a collision so being kaypos, we went to see what happened & there were so many people there looking & trying to see the car plate number. OMG lor. Shouldn't that be the least of their concerns? Anyway the care plate number is 5491 & today's 4D results was 5419 for starters.

Today went over to granny's old house to see what they were throwing out. There were so many things i nearly fainted. It's not good for 2 old folks to stay in a big-ass house bcos all they will do is hoard. Some of the things looked like it came out from a time capsule. Vinyl records, clothes, bags, furniture, alcohol, its impossible to name everything. I think i shall go over another day to take some stuff back. I'm sure many of those things are worth alot now but where do i go to sell them?
Went to da chix's house to help her stuff a pill down Porche's throat. The monstress looked really cute wif the cone round he neck. Haha. Poor doggy. After dat went walking around with Jane & da chix til daddy came to pick me up for dinner at Canton Wok.

Asphyxiated at at 2:04 AM

Friday, October 06, 2006

Dammit. There's something wrong with my blog. I'm pissed. It doesn't help that there's some freakazoid pestering me like crazy. Go get a life can? Go fuck yourself.
I shall be a good girl & go source for good restaurants for grandpa's birthday next week. I suggested Min Jiang @ Rochester Park but uncle says it's not that great & that it's highly over rated. Oh well. The search continues...

Asphyxiated at at 2:08 PM

Thursday, October 05, 2006

It's been a long time since i felt tired. Which is lucky that i did not go Zouk, which i was very tempted to go earlier on. I think it's bcos i haven't been sleeping much & bcos of all the running ard.
Today i managed to get da chix out of her office for a smoke with me not once, but twice. Haha. How nice if next time i work near her.
Initial plans were to go home to change after doing my stuff before meeting Rachel & Jes but by the time i was done, it was oready 4+pm & the girls knock off at 5pm so i hung ard to wait for them & we went to our usual spot again for some girls talk. Indochine looks uber pathetic now but i love the comfy cushions. Not the best kind of seating if you wanna have a proper meal cos the seats are pretty far from the table plus the table is kinda low but its nice just to relax & have some drinks.
Caught up quite abit with them. It's nice to know how your friends are doing & these 2 girls of mine are the ultimate career women. That's so not me. Ha
I can't help but notice weird people everytime i take public transport. I took a pic of this girl which at first was smiling to herself but when she saw me looking at her, she stopped. The next time i looked at her, she had a super screwed up expression. She looked like she needed to take a shit really badly or she just saw something really gross. She was watching TVmobile & Planet's Funniest Animals was on mind you. I wonder what was going thru her mind. Tubs told me not to anyhow post her pic if not i'll get sued. Lolx. But often times curiosity gets the better of people & i oblige by posting it anywayz. Even if i do, it'll be another day lah. Lazy now. In the meantime, you guys go figure what kinda expression the girl was having then you can compare with the actual pic next time to see how accurate your guess was. Haha

Asphyxiated at at 2:10 AM

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

*sigh* Last nite i decided to be a good girl & listen to Kailing & go to bed early so i was nicely tucked in bed by 3am. After tossing & turning for eons, i checked the time & it was 4am. I swear i tried to sleep but everytime i checked the clock, it was 5am, then 6am, then 7am & finally before 8am, i had enuff & decided to get out of bed. Kailing was a real darling, giving me morning call when she did not need to wake so early & after dat Mandy gave me morning call (Thanks!) I was that kiasu lor. I was afraid that i couldn't wake up but who knew i couldn't even fall asleep in the first place.

The weather was a pain in the butt this morning. Kinda got caught in the rain plus i spent a bomb on cab. KNN. Met Jes during her lunchtime & because we weren't hungry, we just had a drink at Starbucks when we saw the ex passing by so he joined us too. Good to see him i must say. I kinda miss him in a purely platonic way. I dunno if he has totally gotten over me cos if he has, i would go out with him alot more.

On the way home on the bus, this girl sitting opposite me was wearing such a short skirt i could see her panties lor. WTF. To all the guys reading this, i'm sorry but she was ugly & her figure was blah. I attempted to take a pic for your enjoyment but my camera sucks so it wasn't as in-your-face as seeing it live. Haha. -shivers- I think the whole row of people sitting opposite her could see. It was that obvious. Pink panties. I wonder if she has some infection that's why she's gotta air her CB. At this point Jane calls me vulgar but it's true what.

Asphyxiated at at 3:10 PM

Fuck. I gotta wake up before 8am & i just washed my hair. By the time my hair dries & i go to bed will be hours later & i'll have a big problem waking up.
Met Jane & da chix at Parkway just now to chill but we ended up eating a meal & later on at our usual spot at the playground, we had ciggies, snacks & drinks. How not to grow fat?
I think we need a more interesting life. Everytime we meet up we talk about guys & sex. And when we part our seperate ways, we know it's back to our boring hum-drum lives. All we can talk about are the "if only's".
I remember when we were younger, we would talk about how if only our BFs were good frens then it'll be so nice for all of us to go out together. Then we would talk about how if only we were living together & the many things we would & could do. *sigh*

Asphyxiated at at 12:59 AM

Sunday, October 01, 2006

I finally went swimming on Thursday & it only proved how unfit i was. I took a train all the way to Boon Lay & took a bus to Raffles Country Club to meet tubs & we ate before swimming. Bcos all we had to do was sign the card, i think we overdid our dinner a little. I haven't swam for such a long time that it didn't take me very long to get tired out. WTH lor. What happened to my 20 laps non-stop days? Met up with Alex for awhile after dat before crashing over at tub's.

Friday evening, went to meet my folks for dinner while tubs went for his class. We ended up going to Werner's Oven & i had a huge pork knuckle with a serving of potatoes which i did not manage to finish. It was one helluva satisfying dinner & Oktoberfest celebrations at Werner's is usually a riot so do drop by if you are free!
After dinner, Jane & Tiger picked me up, then we went to pick da chix up from Kelvin's house & finally tubs from his home. The Thompson area was packed. Finally settled down at some prata place. The place is small, the food & drinks are quite pricey, the service is pretty bad.. *sigh* But at least the company i had made up for it all.

Saturday was off to Parkway to walk around & show tubs the bag & capris which i liked. After dat we went to Bedok when Kailing & Mandy called so i waited for them at the busstop behind my house. Tubs went to Kembagan supposedly for an overnight gambling session while the girls were at my place.
It was basically a night of pizza, cigarettes, TV & a whole lot of talk. I gotta say the talk part was pretty interesting. But those who weren't there with us just gotta miss out on what we talked about! What else can we talk about actually.. people, sex, farting, sex, oh did i oready mention sex? I'm sorry if my bed & blanket were too small. Haha. I usually dun share my bed with more than 1 person you know.
Tubs called ard 3am & said he was coming over.. he did not even gamble lor.. he just went to eat. We hung ard downstairs watching TV until he fell aslp so we brought an extra mattress up to my rm to sleep on.
The girls left ard noon for NATAS & Mandy, my whole shower head broke off!

I can't shower in my bathroom anymore! When you told me, i din think it was dat serious until the whole thing broke off. But dun worry abt it. I'll get my daddy to buy another one.

I'm like rambling on & on lah. I'm so bored.. tubs is sleeping & i can't sleep anymore. I think i shall go disturb him til he wakes so he can keep me entertained.

Asphyxiated at at 3:19 PM