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Thursday, November 30, 2006

My plan to watch TV has gone down the drain cos the boy is watching WWE. *sigh*

Has anyone heard the song on radio for Team Singapore for the upcoming Asian Games or something? After hearing it in the car with Jane the other day, i've been hearing alot more of it. It's so irritating lor. Can't they get someone who can pronounce proper english to sing the song? What the hell is 'tush' the sky? TOUCH lah...

Speaking about being irritable, taking the MRT to work everyday & taking the bus home has opened my eyes to the embarrassing amount of people that have no basic etiquette at all. I can't stand such people & sometimes when i'm in a foul enuff mood, i put my anger into something more constructive & i make sure my message gets across nice & clear. I've even made 1 enemy on the morning train & even though that stupid aunty still pushes & shoves like there's no tomoro, she has become smarter by steering clear of my way now after i gave her a dose of her own medicine & showed her what it was like to be shoved.

There are so many inconsiderate things people do in the morning train. One is not letting people get out first before forcing their way into the train. And once they get into the train, they refuse to move in. I oso hate those people who force themselves into the train when its obvious that people are oready jammed packed at the doors. Another thing i absolutely hate is when people lean on the fucking hand rail. Just today, while i was holding on to the hand rail, an aunty just leaned on it lah, and so my hand was stuck between her back & the hand rail. I tried moving my hand & all she did was give me a nasty look and so i made sure i grabbed on to more than afew strands of her hair & when she got off the train, the look on her face was priceless. And of cos the smile i gave her was even more priceless. I think she needs hair implants now. Its crazy how many people lean on the poles on the MRT. I see it omost everyday & if you are one of those people doing it, pray hard i'm not anywhere near you.
After a long tiring day at work, all i want is to have a comfy ride home so those people who tend to occupy more than 1 seat either bcos they sit sideways or bcos they use another seat to put their bags, STOP IT cos it says alot about what a lousy person you are. I hate all these disgusting people. Tomoro i'll have to see it all again. It's like on repeat everyday. I think the only thing that still amuses me a little is when once the MRT doors open, people RUN to the escalator. I have never seen that before until i started working here. Fancy wearing such smart & professional attire and all of a sudden, they run to the escalator like as if they are giving out free gold bars. No matter how much of a rush i'm in, i'll never be like that lor. It's quite sad lah, these people. I think someone should film how they behave & air it on the nice TV screens we have at every MRT station. Sometimes Singaporeans really need drastic measures for them to wake up their bloody ideas.

Ikea Tampines is open! Yay!! No more travelling all the way to Alexandra.

Asphyxiated at at 10:19 PM

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Its been a long time since i last had contact with a cute guy. Today i did. And i'll be seeing him again soon. Dun anyhow think hor. It's purely business. And he's attached. So am i. And i'm a good girl.

Been feeling kinda crappy lately. Kailing's email sure amused me enuff to make me feel slightly better. Here are some fotos. Haha. Enjoy! Some may think its damn gross but i think its hilarious lah! Its the Autumn-Winter Men's underwear collection. They even name each type. LOLx!!
The Single String..

The Double String..

The Three String..

The Ballerina Slipper..

And finally, the Turtleneck!

OMG i so wanna die laughing!!

I finally managed to get the shoes today. The pains i had to go through just for a pair of shoes. Argh! I guess i do put in alot of effort when it comes to giving gifts. But hopefully it'll be appreciated cos the amount of time, energy & money i spent is not funny.
Called the sales girl who cocked up & she gave a sincere enuff apology so i shall let the matter go. No thanks to her i had to do a mad rush from the office to Orchard to collect the shoes & back again & ended up reaching back late during lunch break. I could barely catch my breath & yes, that means i did not get a single sip of water, much less any food for lunch. By the time i got home was around 8pm & i was so hungry i thought i was gonna pass out.

Tomoro's gonna be another day at work but at least it's closer to the weekend. Tubs is going Thailand the entire weekend & i'm still a little sore about it. Those closer to me would noe what's it all about. But whatever it is, i shall try to make the best out of it.

Asphyxiated at at 10:29 PM

This week is only halfway thru & its full of cock ups. I think this is not a good week for Piggy Scorpios, right chix?
This week my dye job cocked up, my pay slip cocked up, my shoe strap broke, some stupid sales girl cocked up my reservation, my MC cost a bomb.... *haix* I feel so sway thinking about it all.
I hope it gets better..
Today met Kailing & Mandy for lunch and after that at night met Jane & da chix for dinner/supper. I think that was the only good stuff that happened today..
Tomoro.. i mean later.. is another day at work.. -siansation-

Asphyxiated at at 1:15 AM

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Yesterday after work was off to VivoCity to meet Jes & Rach. We oways have so much to update each other about that we ended up not doing any shopping but just lotsa talking. We spent a bomb having dinner at Crystal Jade which i quite regret cos i din find it that fantastic. I could have had a damn satisying meal at Carl's Jr still be left with alot more money. You wouldn't wanna noe how much we spent at Crystal Jade seriously. But being women of leisure, we never fail to spend a bomb everytime we go out.

After that was a cab ride to my place to get the car & we went to pick tubs up (who fell aslp & was dead to the many calls i made until i had to call his hse & get his maid to wake him up). Everyone was craving prata (yes, the crystal jade meal somehow got lost somewhere in our tummys) so we headed to Upper Thompson & Jes was so thirsty she finished 3 drinks in 1 shot. After dat was of to send the girls home & i went home to put the car before gg to tub's hse again.

Asphyxiated at at 6:07 PM

Friday, November 24, 2006

It's only been an hour or so at work & my eyes are so tired.. So i'm gonna take a short break to blog before continuing with my work. Looking at the computer the entire day is no joke.. I feel like i'm going blind soon.

Few things make my heart skip a beat but everytime i go look at diamonds, its such a wonderful feeling. Haha. Yesterday accompanied da chix to go look at diamond rings at Parkway. I love the Brilliant Rose collection. When is someone gonna buy me a big fat shimmering solitaire? Of cos i can get myself diamonds but it would really sweep me off my feet to get some bling as a gift. I doubt i can count on tubs to satisfy my expensive interest. I can barely depend on him to get me a proper present. *sigh*

I miss my Brilliant Rose diamond necklace i got afew years ago from the ex. It was the biggest piece of rock i ever got & some damned air con service guy had to steal it. My heart was shattered man. I was upset for the longest time & i still am. I was gonna take it to get it re-set into a ring but.... -sobberz-

Asphyxiated at at 10:18 AM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Belated birthday dinner with the folks, the boy & darl @ My Secret Garden. Great food though the portions could have been bigger. My 3rd bday cake is from Hagan Daaz. Yummers. The best part of the night? My request to not invite the THING along was granted. Woot!

Asphyxiated at at 11:18 PM

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Today's steamboat was wonderful! Thanks to everyone who came- Baby boy, Chix, Kelvin, Jane, Tiger, Mandy, Kailing, Vic, Yuan & Mel who came later in Oli's drop dead gorgeous BMW. The presents were wonderful too. Usually i get at least 1 present that may disappoint me a little but this year's was great =) Also thanks to Jane & Chix who knows my taste so well & got me an awfully yummy cake from Awfully Chocolate (Thx darl, i noe you had a share in that too). I love you guys sooooo much!! You all are even better than family. Haha. Hope you guys had a great dinner cos i spent the whole afternoon at the supermarket with Jane buying the food! Loads of love, hugs & slobbery smoochies to all of you!

Asphyxiated at at 1:49 AM

Friday, November 17, 2006

Baby boy, thanks for making my birthday a really good one yesterday.
To sum it all up, i got chauffered in a snazzy BMW from work to town where we met Rach, Ah Boy & Jes at Indochine for dinner. The 2 girls gave me a Zara voucher more than enuff for me to satisfy my retail craving & i got a real pretty & yummy cake. I dun have pix right now cos it's all in Rach's cam but once i get it i'll post them up. And then, my darling went on stage to sing me a birthday song & a very sweet rendition of 'Love Me'. I love you boy even though you have yet to buy me a present. Haha. (Dinner at Kuishin Bo on Wed wasn't as great as expected cos we were both tired & the arsehole kinda spoilt our plans but time spent wif u was still good yah)

Another piece of good news is Rach & Ah Boy's R.O.M date is on 3rd Feb. Congrats my dears!! I have known you guys for so long, from before you knew each other right until now you guys are getting married. Where's my fee for being a successful match maker? Quickly have your official chinese dinner then i will get ang pow for coming CNY oready. Lolx! But whatever it is, i've oways been torn whose side to be on when things happen so i hope you guys will make life easy for me & work towards being a loving & understanding couple.

Chixy, i hope you are feeling much better after some sleep. You had a really rough night yesterday. 2 pretty bad accidents in a night is no joke. Drive safe people! I hate it when innocent people end up taking the consequence of another's carelessness. I'll see you later then we go supermarket shopping & chill at my place yah.

Today is steamboat dinner at my place. See you guys later!!! Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!

Asphyxiated at at 1:58 PM

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I guess i shouldn't be blogging during work but the whole morning has passed & i'm still fuck pissed. I just need to let off some steam before getting back to work. Spent the entire lunchtime at the bank & i'm so hungry now.. *sigh*

This morning when tubs was leaving for work, he realised that the car keys for both the Honda & Mitsubishi weren't there so he woke me up.

I knocked on the THING's door til IT woke up & IT said IT had kept the keys bcos i was hogging the car. WTF. IT said it like bocs i took the car, IT couldn't use it when IT doesn't even go out at all. Tubs takes the car to camp in the morning & sends me home from work & by the time we reach home, IT is not even back from work yet lor. IT watches the 9pm chinese show & goes to bed after dat so what the fuck does IT mean i'm hogging the car? KNN. No need to feel jealous bcos IT has no life lor. Just out to find trouble with me. When IT wanted to use the car last week, i drove it home for IT to use. That was giving in. That wasn't compromising. Now IT wants to go to the extreme & IT'll rather the car be left sitting at home than let me drive it. IT can't even drive properly for fuck sake. The boy said that sitting in IT's car was embarassing. IT was travelling at 25km/hr, IT's parking was fucked up & everyone was horning at IT. That was just to Parkway lor. Can you imagine if IT decided to venture a little further? Maybe IT should. Just go ahead & crash the car but make sure IT dies too. Fucking hell. I paid for the petrol in the car & IT said it din matter & that the car din belong to me & i din pay a single cent for the car. What a fucking out of point statement lor. So what? The person who owns the car lets me drive & that's all that matters. IT is in no position to interfere & if IT wants to talk about car ownership, then bocs the car is not IT's as well, then IT has no right to keep the keys. CCB. Contradicting ITself. Anyone would have been shocked to hear the vulgarities IT used on me when all i did was state my point. Tubs told IT off about that & bcos tubs was running late, i just stopped them & told IT to unlock the car so tubs could take his stuff from the car. The loser din even noe IT's own brother got hurt when he was right there at home with him! Useless piece of crap. IT's time on earth has been grossly overdued.

Asphyxiated at at 2:15 PM

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I've been far too busy to blog. So when i get the chance to, i'll back track abit.

Friday had steamboat dinner at Golden Mile with Jane, Tiger & da chix. After that when Tiger left, we went ECP to chill.

Watched 'The Oh in Ohio' on Saturday nite. It's been sucha long time since i last watched a movie. The show's alrite onli lah. Din like the ending though. It was far too abrupt.

Sunday was off to Motorshow @ Suntec with tubs & the boy. I found it alrite even though it may not be worth the ticket price. So many nice cars but the one i fell in love with was the Lexus..

Ferrari..

Lamborghinis... Check out the matt one in the middle. Beautiful.

Tubs in the WRX....

Rossi wasn't there but his bike was.....

And his poster. Haha!!

After that we went Macs drive thru for ice cream before dropping the boy home. Went to tub's house after that. Not long after, the boy called me & said that he broke a plate & he had cut his finger & the bleeding wouldn't stop. Me & tubs went to his granny's place for awhile before going home to see to the boy. His whole finger was covered in blood so i couldn't see how big or deep the cut was & we din noe if there were glass bits in the cut so we decided to bring him to the doc. The 2 boys came up with the brilliant idea that going to CGH A&E would only cost $4 cos the boy was still a student so off we went, only to find out basic fee was $65. WTF. So we went back to Siglap Medical & after the doc washed the wound, we found out it was only a small cut & the boy got an injection too. For what i dunno. I just noe it costed $47. Goodness.
The boy was hungry as usual so we went to pick Jane up & we went Changi Village for Nasi Lemak. Me & Jane got carried away talking about ghosts until the boy was so freaked out he din wanna go home so we went ECP to slack, not before the boy went to buy a Macs meal.

Monday night went to Georges for drinks with tub's uncle & aunty & supper after dat. I never knew the oyster omelette at Eunos was so good.

Today after having dinner at home, went to tub's house with the boy in tow. After that went to the prata place at Kembagan & the people there are fucked up. The boy ordered pratas & it was supposedly self service so after awhile the boy went to collect his prata & he was standing there like forever so tubs went to check it out. Apparently the prata guy said in Malay to another guy that bcos we are chinese, he wants to make us wait & he wants to serve malays first. KNN. Fucking arsehole. And it din help that he told tubs it was self service & there he was bringing food to other tables with malay customers. These people deserve to be spat on & die a horrible death.

Somehow i got a feeling that i got some dates wrong & that i missed out on some things but i've got short term memory lah. What to do..

Asphyxiated at at 11:22 PM

Friday, November 10, 2006

I really hope the THING will just drop down & die. I'm at work the entire day, the parents are in Europe, the boy sleeps forever, & IT just leaves the door unlocked at all times. Isn't it so basic to lock the door after you have unlocked it? Every morning when i leave for work, the door is unlocked & sometimes the wind blows it wide open. When i come home from work at nite, IT is oready up in IT's room & the main door is left unlocked. Left a note on the door 'Keep the door locked' last nite. This morning when i left for work, the door was unlocked once again & IT had taken down the note & pasted it on my room door. Fucking childish THING. Sometimes i wish the house would get robbed. Then IT can bare all the blame. I dunno what IT's twisted soul is trying to prove, but IT sure as hell dun belong anywhere near me. Nothing but a worthless sore loser. I did something mean today but i guess it wasn't mean enuff. I'm sure all of you wanna noe what i did right? Ask me lah. It's my pleasure to tell, even if its many times over.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Watch your back asshole!

Asphyxiated at at 10:42 PM

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

So many thoughts running thru my head, too fast for me to stop & ponder. I thought work will ease this mental torment. Guess i was wrong.

So many things to do, so little time. And money.

Taking the day off tomoro from work to send tubs around. I think i spoil him far too much.

Yesterday i smoked in front of the boy after sending the folks off at the airport. I can't be bothered anymore. I never used to do that bcos i used to have some respect for the parents. Now, i dun even noe what respect is.

It was crazy. Tired like fuck after work. Met Kailing for a quick dinner. Went for a short survey that earned me $30. Went home. Showered. Sent parents to the airport with tubs & the boy in tow. Took forever there due to some cock up with the check in. Went ECP Macs drive thru cos both boys were hungry. Went home. Barely slept awhile. Woke up b4 the sun even came out. Definately b4 6am. Sent tubs to Bedok Reservoir to go back camp with his fren. Went home. Not much time left to sleep. Got ready & off to work.

Next week is gonna be Get Fat Week. Wednesday is Kuishin-Bo dinner with tubs. Thursday, my actual birthday, is dinner with Rach & Jes at a secret location (They better come up with something good!). Friday is steamboat at my place with my TP darlings & my girls Jane & da chix. Saturday is Juliana's birthday. EAT EAT EAT!!!

I'm taking leave next Friday so that i'll have time to prepare. And oso i'm finally going to get my wisdom teeth checked that day cos all 4 of them should have long been extracted. Seems like a busy week up ahead.. Just hoping i've got time to catch up on my sleep.

The folks have only been gone for a day or 2 & the house is in a mess. I'm gonna scream at the boy veri soon. He is having holidays & the least he could do is do some simple house keeping like fill up the drinking water in the fridge or something but NO. He is having the time of his life. He has shifted into the parents room, left the com running almost 24/7, whether he is using it or not, ordered pizza & what not for his own consumption (i saw the receipt. it amazes me how a young boy like him can finish 2 pizzas + other side snackers on his own) & im sure he hasn't been home the whole day. I have no proof but i'm sure if i had taken a walk in Orchard today or yesterday or any other day, i'm bound to bump into him. When i got home from work today which was around 7pm, he was sleeping lor. OMG.. I wash my hands off him..

Asphyxiated at at 8:39 PM

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Due to the boy hogging the com & oso bcos i've been nothing but busy, i did not get the chance to blog yesterday. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIX! You have oways been like a sister to me for so many years & i hope you liked the mini-celebration we gave you on Friday. Saturday's steamboat at the penthouse may not have seemed like much of a celebration but remember that if it wasn't for your birthday, there wouldn't even be any steamboat right? -HUGS-

Oso, happy birthday Vince. Ours was one complicated story but nevertheless i wish you all the best in everything that you do. Surprised by your sms but i guess you are one person i'll never really understand unless you choose to open up to me one day. Sometimes it seems quite ironic that in the past, you said that you hoped I would open up to you..

The parents are flying off to Europe tomoro nite. Guess i'll have to send them to the airport around midnite. Somehow i'm not that excited about them leaving the country cos it means there's nobody to send me to the MRT station in the mornings & i'll have to wake up extra early for work. It oso means i'll have to settle my own dinners & i'll have to wash, sun & keep the clothes, bring out the trash etc etc. Thinking about it is enuff to make me tired.

Asphyxiated at at 11:15 PM

Friday, November 03, 2006

I think there were less than 40 people at the company's opening ceremony just now & other than a to-die-for buffet spread, there were 50 bottles of white & red wine & 100 cans of beer. You dun wanna noe how much beer i drank just now. Let's just say after i got home, i still didn't dare to take the car out so da chix came to pick me up & we bought ciggies, chips & drinks and slacked at East Coast Park, singing 'I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride wit you', only it ended up becoming 'i want to ride on you'. Madness.

Back to the opening ceremony, i think ang mohs are so cute lah. They like oriental stuff so much they got the lion dance to come as well. I dunno where they got this lion dance troupe from. They are all so young lah. The oldest look like he is still in sec school. And they behave like that as well. Screaming & shouting & sitting on the floor all over the place. They think they going Sparks ah. Damn unprofessional. Tsk Tsk. But they were nice enuff lah so i shall cute them some slack. Boss took some fotos. If i can get my hands on them i shall post them up.

Time passes so quickly. It's gonna be my birthday oready & then it's Christmas! But first, it's da chix's bday 2moro!

Later gonna meet Kailing for lunch. Yay! So touched that she's going down to my work place to have lunch with me but we know why lah hor.. *winks* If he's not nearby will you still come down? Lolx. I shall not doubt you.

I hope everyone in the company has a hangover & will not turn up for work later. But i noe it's not gonna happen. Ang mohs can really drink man. I hope there are left over beer in the fridge so i can drink on the job. Haha.

Asphyxiated at at 1:06 AM

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

It may be mid week but it sure doesn't feel like it. It feels more like a Monday somehow. I miss my bed so much now. The parents are going Italy 7-18Nov so anyone wanna come over do let me noe.

Yesterday tubs couldn't book out at the last minute so i ended up going to look for Mandy @ Chinatown before heading to Orchard Parade Hotel for dinner @ Club Chinois. They call it fusion food. I say i'm starving like a bear & i can eat a cow so stop serving me my food in tiny shot glasses & a teaspoon of veggies on a humongous plate. Why didn't they just go Modestos or Black Angus..

I need a cigarette so badly now lah..

Asphyxiated at at 9:41 AM