Monday, June 25, 2007
This weekend passed unbelievably fast man. Spent the entire Saturday morning cleaning up & unpacking at the new place and all I managed to do was unpack 1 box of my clothes. And the cupboard is already half full. WTF. I hate cleaning so I think it was good that we got the maid over to help but she did a horrid job. I ended up cleaning with her, which gave me a backache after that.
Dan & tubs met me there and we went for lunch before going parkway where I got my hair washed. Haha. What to do when I’m tired and in a rush? Pay for a service lor. After that was car showroom hopping at Leng Kee. The X3 test drive was a disappointment. So much for a Beemer. But I still love the 630i cabriolet. It really takes my breath away even after all this time.
Dan dropped me off at Raffles Town Club where I met the family for dinner @ The Dining Room to celebrate Daddy’s 50th birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!
When I was done with dinner, Dan, Sharon & tubs came to pick me up & we went to Peling. I wish I hadn’t eaten earlier cos the food was so tempting but I was too full to eat anymore. Bought chewing gum & the new Dunhill ciggies – Dunhill Fine Cut. I like! It reminds me of Cartier ciggies. Long & it has a pearl tip.
Sunday, tubs bought Macs breakfast & in the afternoon, we went Orchard where I bought daddy a Samsonite wallet. We didn’t stay for long though & headed to Courts @ Tampines where I bought a sound system for my new room. Bumped into my Xiao Beng there. Haha. That boy has grown up so much but I still can’t help treating him like a small boy. By the time we were done at Courts, it was pretty late oready so we skipped Ikea. Headed for dinner at Dunman Food Centre for our fave tien ji zhou and then went to the new place to fix up my new purchase.
Almost everything in the new house is done and actually we can move in anytime but I think the folks wanna do more unpacking first. For me, I can’t do without the car so where the car is, is where I’ll be.
Today, there’s a new staff in the office. He seems pretty nice but I guess only time will tell eh. It’s such a gloomy morning but I like! There was supposed to be fire evacuation exercise today but it’s drizzling so I guess they’ll postpone it to later or tml. Dammit. I hate fire evacuation exercises!! Anyway, here’s something to hopefully cheer you guys up abit on this dreary Monday..
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Met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit,
then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double',
a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place. S
he put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
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_________________________After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"Who's going to tell?" says the Pope with a smile?
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it,---- accelerating the limo to 205 kph."Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: " A senator?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The Prime Minister?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope!"
Ok. There goes. I can’t wait up to meet up with my girlies soon. Chixy is gonna treat us to dinner and now that Mandy’s exams end earlier than expected, we can meet up sooner!
Asphyxiated at at 11:29 AM
