Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Tubs picked me up from work yesterday and we went to Carnivore @ Vivo for dinner. It was a killer meal I swear. Perfect for tubs, bad for me cos I’m so not a meat person. I would have been very happy just having the salad/ appetizer bar. After a few slices of meat, I was a goner. But I have to say it was really good nevertheless. It’s nice to have people coming round and slicing the sizzling hot meats for you. Thank goodness we started during the ‘Happy Hour’ so the bill came up to lesser than usual cos it’s really not worth it for me to eat there. I’m definitely no carnivore.
The rain last nite (or rather early this morning) was horrendous. When it rains that hard, I wanna be home. Not outside/ driving. But that’s over now so all’s well. We finally got over and done with the fire evacuation exercise. Good thing the weather was pretty good and lucky the gathering point was a different location instead of the damned field cos I bet it’s all soggy there.
I came across a new place for ice cream. I can’t wait to go try it out!
Anyway here’s a little something to keep you guys entertained once again…
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."
Thank you for travelling with us.
Asphyxiated at at 4:45 PM
