When I set my alarm before I went to bed, it said “Time Left Until Alarm: 2 hours and 40 minutes” But I woke up before it could sound bcos I thot I had overslept. Then I drifted back to sleep & snoozed the alarm until I decided that I was gonna be late for work if I slept any longer *sigh* Hello Friday. I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.
Went Ikea with tubs to get some boxes. He thinks I’m mad spending $50 on just a few boxes. But I think they’re pretty. And they match my wallpaper. Ok fine. I just wanted to buy something. Dropped the boxes off at the new place & we went to the ice cream place I had wanted to go to – Ice Cream Chefs since we were nearby. Tubs had Durian + Chocolate & Hershey ice cream with Lockers + Fudge. I had Nutella + Chocolate & Hershey ice cream with Kinder Bueno + Fudge. I loved it & they guys were really friendly & helpful in recommending what’s good. I have no idea what time they close but we were there at 11pm & there were so many people. Ok maybe not that many bcos the shop is kinda small but it was packed. Everyone should go try it!
I finally got a copy of the company’s dental claim benefits. Not very impressive I gotta say. The outpatient clinical benefits are much better. I shall get down to calling a couple of dentists up soon & fix an appointment.
Time for some lame jokes to pass time...
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
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What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
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HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "
And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Heh heh.
It's barely 2 hours since work started. someone help me please....