Monday, July 02, 2007
Friday after work, I went to the 7-11 at my building to get some ciggies and it was $11.60. WTF. Since when did the price increase? I checked with afew people and nobody knew of the price increase. Dammit. Anyway I met up with Kailing, Mandy, Guoan and tubs at can café that evening and the girls were in a pretty hyper mood so other than their usual cam-whoring, I got to see Mandy flick Kailing’s forehead AGAIN. The look on her face is priceless man. Haha. I like. After everyone left, tubs & I met up with an U.P. for drinks. After I nursed through my 2nd ice earl grey vanilla for the night, tubs ended up driving home after his beer. Damn.. should have drank after all!
Woke up bright and early on Saturday morning (as usual) and I was off to haul everything to the new place. Yes, I have officially moved in! Its weird how I went to Cote D’Azur with 1 luggage bag and end up having 5x the amount at the end of that month or so. Haha. Dan & Tubs came to pick me up during lunch time & we had lunch at Waraku and I saw V*c the B**c*. Haha. Thank goodness when I saw her I had oready finished my food. We spent the day car-viewing again & by the time I reached tub’s place, I was dead tired. Slept for awhile before Dan came with Sharon to pick us up & we went to Pump Room for drinks. Some Indian tourists decided to take a picture of our beer tower. Funny stuff. It was so hot outside that we decided to forego smoking & had a seat inside halfway through which was great bcos its more comfy inside plus the aircon was great and there was a live band.
Went to look for Ling after that at MoS. I haven’t seen that bitch in a super long time!! After some persuasion, I decided to go get her some green tea. You better appreciate it woman! It was totally out of the way lor!
After that we went Geylang for tien ji zhou. So shiok to eat that after a drinking session but I still love my Dunman Food Centre one! After that was home to get some much needed zzZzZzz…
Sunday went to Vivo with tubs during late afternoon for some shopping. Was out to find myself a nice shirt-dress but ended up buying myself a top from GAP and no shirt-dress. It was another one of my impulse buys. Hope I’ll wear it. Haha. Ate at Mussel Guys. The food was not bad but ironically, the mussels weren’t very nice.
Tried to do some unpacking last night but wasn’t very successful. I think I messed it up even more. Darn. Nvm. Slowly but surely, it was be unpacked. Haha.
Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise. c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. ANNUAL LEAVE: Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SUNDAYs. LUNCH BREAK: a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. - If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. TOILET USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken. c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary. SURGERY: As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. - You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. - To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. INTERNET USAGE: All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary. Important Note: Charges applicable as S$0.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection. Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. Best regards, HRDI love the toilet part. i think that should apply to the office bitch.
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