I all but froze to death today. I need someone to thaw me.. Haha.

Aunty Corina made oxtail stew and it was me & Mel’s lunch for yesterday *BURP* It was super shiok can. We decided that we were sick of sandwiches and eating outside food is too oily so we started coming up with things we can bring for our lunch next time and it’s gonna save us a lot of $$ too!

Anyway yesterday after work, met up with Chixy to go down Parkway for dinner & we saw the gay fellow again. He was sitting opposite us & he would rather lean on an old man than come in contact with a young girl sitting beside him. We met Jane at Parkway & we had LJS. I miss having LJS at Parkway! I remember how we oways went there back in sec school days & then they closed it down. Now it’s back even though it just occupies a tiny space.

We went shopping after that and I bought a Clinique travel size facial wash & I bought 2 skirts from Mango. That’s horrible.. I couldn’t decide which one I liked better & Chixy liked the one with prints & Janey preferred the white one and so I ended up buying both. Tubs is gonna kill me.

Me & Chixy were talking about Chatuchak being flooded & turning into a river market. Haha. We are so bored & we can’t wait for work to end!!!

I dunno why but Santa Monica Pier never fails to captivate me. It’s not entirely in a good sense though. It gives me a weird and somewhat uncomfortable feeling, but I cannot stop picturing it in my head. It gives me a disquieting calm but I simply love how it looks. All my life I’ve come across pictures of Santa Monica Pier, and it’s even featured in many shows, but I think it was the movie ‘The 5 people you meet in Heaven’ that triggered the somewhat peculiar feeling in me. I read the book before I watched the show, and the setting of the show took place at Santa Monica Pier. It’s so hard to describe the emotions I have towards that place that it’s kinda eerie… I guess I see the place as having a beautiful & peaceful outlook but with a lot of evil & even ghostly history & goings-on. Haha. Feel free to ignore my over-active imagination.

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Six Classic Affairs

The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

The 4th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner.
" She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."