Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........Hahahahahaha. Today is a really s-l-o-w moving Tuesday. I’m craving for Ice Cream Chefs.. Can somebody take me away from work for some ice cream?
After working for so long, it has finally hit me that I am not saving anything from my monthly pay. Therefore I shall make it a point to try to note down my card transactions at the end of every month because what they show in the statement is gibberish to me and I have no idea what I spent all my money from. I am going to splurge on myself by the end of this year. I shall get myself something nice & pricy because I think I deserve it & I think it’s long overdue. Do I sound like I’m contradicting myself? Not really. I wanna save so that I can spend an obscene sum of money at one go. Spending all my money in small insignificant parts throughout the month is just not shiok enuff for me.
Asphyxiated at at 11:30 AM
