Friday, July 06, 2007
Somehow, it doesn’t quite feel like a Friday today. That’s not a good thing bcos usually I’m a very happy girl on Fridays. I’ve been so busy the past 2 days I barely had time to go online. But I’m not complaining bcos it means that time just whizzes past.
I have so many things to do and to buy and hopefully I can get it all done this weekend. Chixy is going for eyelash planting. Haha. I wanna see how it turns out! I can’t wait to go steamboat wif her & Janey again. I dunno why but I hate to go home after work. I think I’m still not used to the new place & it somehow just doesn’t quite feel like home.
*sigh* I just remembered that I haven’t given mummy $ for this month. Shite.
Here’s a money joke for you guys. Ok it’s a dirty money joke. Okok it’s a typical guy’s joke.
A Man gets home late one night and his wife says,
Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
Well, for one,
-I like to watch my money grow,
-and two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
-and three, I like how money feels in my hand
-and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Asphyxiated at at 11:53 AM
