Monday, July 30, 2007
This is gonna be a short week but I’m down with flu & fever. I’m in the right mind to take MC but I dun think that’ll be very nice bcos then I’ll practically be away for most of the week. Therefore I shall tahan.
Friday, 8 jugs of beer later, I watched 2 of my drinking heroes fall. I still find it incomprehensible. They are people who can down 8 jugs of beer each & still walk straight so what happened that day was truly beyond me. By the time tubs & I sent them home and crawled into bed, it was 6am. 2 hours later, we were up & tubs went to class.
Saturday was off for dinner with Dan & Sharon and we went Punggol Park after that. I have no idea where our dinner went cos we ordered fries, skinful chicken, cheese sausage & spicy chicken wings. Yummers.
Bcos I was oready starting to feel unwell, I slept once we got home & by the time I woke up, it was close to 6pm on Sunday oready. OMG. There goes my weekend. We went to Granny’s house for dinner cos Aunty Cat was flying off. I thot we would send her to the airport like we oways do but not this time.
Dad wore his t-shirt that says
“MY
PEN IS
BIG”
again. And it’s no surprise who got him the shirt – Mel’s mum of course. Only she will buy such things and only my dad will wear such things.
Anyway, I can’t find my sunnies and I’m extremely upset..
I’m not in the best of moods so please do not piss me off today.
Welcome back Kailing! Can’t wait to see you.
Oh. And it disgusts me when the stupid bitch burps while talking to me. What's wrong with that woman? Do burps get harder to control as people get older? And it sounded so gross i wanted to stuff a toilet bowl scrub down her throat. Urgh.
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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a Small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
Asphyxiated at at 11:41 AM
