My mum’s a champ. The colour of something ran in the wash and my beige towel became a shade of baby blue and so did my new white Marks & Sparks panties. Looks like I got reason to go underwear shopping again. I’m kidding. I’ve got too many panties oready. I love the ones I bought at La Senza even though I dunno when I’m gonna wear them. They’re too kinky for work. It is silk and it has a mini skirt thingy with garters and it’s so damn cheap.
The whole La Senza is on a mad sale and mine after half price, is only less than $20 lah. OMG.
Now that it’s Thursday, I’m feeling the heat to quickly get my work done! Panic is starting to set in and I can only blame myself.
I slept before 2am so that’s relatively early by my standards and I also slept the entire way to work so hopefully I have enough energy to do as much work as possible and also to meet my darlings tonite. We haven’t decided where to go yet. After CAN Café closed down, we feel so lost. Haha. I guess where we go is gonna depend a lot on the weather too. Oh well. Singapore is practically raining all year round and no indoor smoking really sucks for smokers. Dammit. It also doesn’t help that the 3 of us live in 3 different ends of Singapore. As small as Singapore may be, it does make a difference.
Anyway, I’m pissed with my school. After paying for registration, I heard no news from them even though I’m supposed to start class this month. The girl in charge was on leave when I tried calling last week and the other girl said she’ll get the in-charge to call me back, which never happened.
I called just now and not only was the girl back from leave, my class starts tomorrow. Wonderful. I’m so screwed. Not only is the class tomorrow, its on Saturday and Sunday, 0900 – 1800. That’s like fucking work hours on my previous weekends. KNN.
Even better news is that the exam is on 27 Jan. That’s the day for my darlings at Sentosa!! KNNCCB. Darlings, I shall go find out the exam time and we shall work something out k. I don’t think you all will miss me for that few hours or so right. Haha. I think you all will miss my potato salad more. The most I’ll pass you guys the food and you all can go ahead without me first. No way am I going to bring the food to the exam and let it rot in class.
Anyhoos, here’s something to keep everyone entertained. Has been going round emails for the longest time but since I got reminded of it in 8 Days, here it is. China Menus translated into English.
Kung Pao Chicken = Government Abuse Chicken.
Hahahahaha....
干炒牛河 = Fuck to fry the cow river:
- 干 = Fuck, 牛河 = cow river
上汤云吞 = Top soup cloud swallows:
- 上 = top, 云吞 = cloud swallows
Since 'The pig picks the noodle soup', I'm guessing it must be good....
周打鱼汤 = The week beats the fish soup:
- 周 = Week, 打 = beats
吞拿鱼薯仔沙律 = Swallow to take the fish sand:
- 吞拿鱼 = swallow to take, 沙律 = sand
And since 'The chicken hates the soup of', then i think it's better giving it a miss....
牛油多士 = Butter many privates
To pick the row pig that picks the rice, or the bureau pig that picks the rice?....
猪扒哥顿布 = The pig picks the elder brother a cloth:
- 扒 as in 扒手 = pick pocket so 扒 is pick
I think I'll settle for the curry chicken that picks the rice.
OMG. I can't decide which one is my favourite dish.
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha
This is making me damn lame.
Now that it’s Thursday, I’m feeling the heat to quickly get my work done! Panic is starting to set in and I can only blame myself.
I slept before 2am so that’s relatively early by my standards and I also slept the entire way to work so hopefully I have enough energy to do as much work as possible and also to meet my darlings tonite. We haven’t decided where to go yet. After CAN Café closed down, we feel so lost. Haha. I guess where we go is gonna depend a lot on the weather too. Oh well. Singapore is practically raining all year round and no indoor smoking really sucks for smokers. Dammit. It also doesn’t help that the 3 of us live in 3 different ends of Singapore. As small as Singapore may be, it does make a difference.
Anyway, I’m pissed with my school. After paying for registration, I heard no news from them even though I’m supposed to start class this month. The girl in charge was on leave when I tried calling last week and the other girl said she’ll get the in-charge to call me back, which never happened.
I called just now and not only was the girl back from leave, my class starts tomorrow. Wonderful. I’m so screwed. Not only is the class tomorrow, its on Saturday and Sunday, 0900 – 1800. That’s like fucking work hours on my previous weekends. KNN.
Even better news is that the exam is on 27 Jan. That’s the day for my darlings at Sentosa!! KNNCCB. Darlings, I shall go find out the exam time and we shall work something out k. I don’t think you all will miss me for that few hours or so right. Haha. I think you all will miss my potato salad more. The most I’ll pass you guys the food and you all can go ahead without me first. No way am I going to bring the food to the exam and let it rot in class.
Anyhoos, here’s something to keep everyone entertained. Has been going round emails for the longest time but since I got reminded of it in 8 Days, here it is. China Menus translated into English.
Kung Pao Chicken = Government Abuse Chicken.
Hahahahaha....
干炒牛河 = Fuck to fry the cow river:
- 干 = Fuck, 牛河 = cow river
上汤云吞 = Top soup cloud swallows:
- 上 = top, 云吞 = cloud swallows
Since 'The pig picks the noodle soup', I'm guessing it must be good....
周打鱼汤 = The week beats the fish soup:
- 周 = Week, 打 = beats
吞拿鱼薯仔沙律 = Swallow to take the fish sand:
- 吞拿鱼 = swallow to take, 沙律 = sand
And since 'The chicken hates the soup of', then i think it's better giving it a miss....
牛油多士 = Butter many privates
To pick the row pig that picks the rice, or the bureau pig that picks the rice?....
猪扒哥顿布 = The pig picks the elder brother a cloth:
- 扒 as in 扒手 = pick pocket so 扒 is pick
I think I'll settle for the curry chicken that picks the rice.
OMG. I can't decide which one is my favourite dish.
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha
This is making me damn lame.
Asphyxiated at at 3:14 PM
