. . . . . . . . . .
I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The cleaner aunty bought me muffins from Chocolat N Spice. I ate 2 and I’m so damn full now. –pukes-

Tomorrow is a public holiday but it sure as hell doesn’t feel like it. I’m like a mad woman today cos there’s tons of stuff to rush (as usual) but today is a little crazier cos in the afternoon, I have to go to the boss’s apartment and bring him everything to sign and if I miss out something, I’m so screwed. It doesn’t help that my email is having digital diarrhea now. I am hoping all the emails would just stop coming in oready! It’s too many emails and far too little time for me to handle! It would oso help a lot if those people who needs to get back to me actually do cos I hate to spend time calling them up to chase/remind them. Argh.

On a happier note, me & my bitches went a little crazy with our gastronomical experience yesterday. I went to pick da chix up and we parked at Jane’s house and we walked over to get our monthly session done. By the time we were done, it was around 9pm and we finally decided to eat at Dunman Food Centre. I think the tien ji zhou’s young boss is much nicer to me when tubs is not around. Haha. He actually bothered coming over to chit chat wif me while my bitches went to order food until they came back and he took tissue for us. Of cos I had my fave tien ji zhou and my bitches ate noodles. And on top of that, we had tau huay jui mix chin chow, carrot cake and oyster omelette. The orh-luat uncle was so worried for us that he told us that he’ll help us pack up the food if we can’t finish. Hahahahaha. I think we haven’t eaten at a hawker center in too long a time so everything oso order. Haha. I forced myself to finish my porridge but I could only manage about half of it but I was adamant about finishing up all the tien ji’s, which I did with a little help from da chix. I barely touched the carrot cake and the oyster omelette. So at the end of the nite, we had half eaten plates all over the table. We couldn’t even finish the drink. Lolx.

And by now, you would have thought that we are so stuffed that we can’t manage anything else anymore. Then Miss Jane decided that she wanted dessert
……………………………………………
So we went to Haagen Dazs.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.
We decided to be more human and ordered something that all of us could share.
And when we were done,
Miss Jane said ‘Let’s go Cartel for cakes!’
Thank goodness they were closed.
So we went to Katong’s 24hr Cold Storage and we bought all sorts of rubbish.
MADNESS
As of now, I have a bag of Kettle Chips sitting in my room, waiting for me. I love Kettle Chips BUT Dijon Honey was sold out. Sad.

Next time, we shall try the Korean at Joo Chiat since Jane was itching for it so badly yesterday but she still gave in to us in the end. After a very long and tedious tactical plan to get her to succumb. Lolx. Somehow I have a feeling when we do eat there, we’ll just cross the road over to Obolo for desserts after that. Haha.
We are absolutely incorrigible.

Anyways, I am still very sore about not being able to go for Formula Drift last Sunday. I was really looking forward to it lah *sigh* But it’s over so no point delving into it oso. Anyway, i heard tickets were pretty much sold out early in the day so we wouldn't have been able to make it either ways.

Did anybody read the news about the colossal squid which was caught? I know it’s not exactly fresh news since it happened such a long time ago but I came across the picture today and it still freaks me out man.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Today is Grandpa’s one year death anniversary. It’s only been a year, but somehow it seems longer than that to me. But I think feeling it’s a longer time is a good sign cos it shows I have come to terms with it and other than missing him, I don’t feel sad anymore. I truly believe he’s in a better place watching over us.

Monday, April 28, 2008

I’m alone in the office! It’s so shiok. This week seems like a good week for me (other than all the work) because there’s practically nobody around in the office and Thursday is a holiday. But all good things must come to an end cos after this, the boss will be back all the way. *sigh*

Like every other weekend, this was such a short weekend, every Sunday, I hope that it was still Saturday.

Friday nite, Punggol Park with Danny boy and tubs. The boys were at it again, talking about everything money. House, car, job etc. And they can be talking about just having a cheap Japanese car one moment, and then the next, it’s talking about owning a big house with a butler and their own planes and boats. Right.

Went to the east after that to find Mel for a smoke but we ended up staying longer and joining the rest of the girls at ***’s house and it was mayhem there. I think tubs must be very glad me & my bitches gave him some training when it comes to girls’ conversations of bitching about the world and all things personal and feminine. I could feel him squirming in his seat but it was great fun.

Saturday, had a late breakfast/lunch and early dinner at Dunman food center. I love the tien ji zhou there! I know I keep saying that but it’s really very shiok. Went home after that and then mummy took the car out gallivanting and by the time she came home, it was close to 1130pm so we were late meeting Jack. Went to Tanjong Pagar to continue drinking the bottle of Chivas we have there. That area is so dead on a Saturday but I dun mind. I dun like overcrowded pubs. Once again, the guys didn’t manage to finish the bottle. It didn’t even move much. OMG. They are really slow drinkers lah.

Went to Jack’s new house after that to take a look and then we went back to tub’s house, supposedly for him to shower and change but we fell asleep for a little bit and by the time we woke, it was 7+am oready so it was time for Macs breakfast! Haha.

Went home to sleep some more and by 11+am we were up cos we were supposed to meet tub’s family to look at cars. Super hot day + lack of sleep = not good. We went from Mazda showroom, to Citroen, to Volkswagen, to Honda. Such extreme choices but even though nothing was signed, I’m not surprised which car tub’s dad will decide to buy. If it’s me, after trying a car from each, I think I oso wouldn’t have a problem deciding which car to buy lah. But I gotta say I love VW showroom. They have such yummy stuff at the café and I think we got fat just sitting at the café, downing juice and snacks.

Went to Granny’s house for dinner and then we sent Mel home but we stopped at a block opposite her condo to have a chat first. By the time I got to tub’s house, I just wanted to sleep but luckily I managed to force myself to shower before hitting the sack for a nap.

Well, that’s about all for my weekend. Nothing eventful, but I thought it was still quite well spent so I’m ok.

Early on a Monday morning, and someone just has to piss me off. Some stupid China girl called looking for the boss and being them, they think they’re very smart. In her broken English, she said a whole load of smack, and then tried to be guai lan with me. You’re so talking to your wrong match bitch. She asked for the boss’s mobile number, which I obviously refused to give because I gave her specific instructions to email him instead and she got angry so she said something about her being very busy and having a lot of things to do. Now that really pissed me off cos you are calling looking for a business deal so don’t tell me you are very busy. I think what I replied her next really stunned her and she had nothing else to say. Stupid bitch.

Anyhoos, there were 2 birthdays on Saturday. Ethan’s and Victor’s.
I love Ethan cos he’s my nephew after all and he can be cute at times but at other times, he really is quite a terror. I think his brain is growing too quick and too smart for a 2 year old. There is no childlike innocence in him at all and that’s really scary. But I still love him all the same. I can’t blame the kid when his dad was a terror his entire life rite. I so know where the genes came from. Haha.
Victor is an ex from a long time ago. Haha. Ours was a somewhat weird story, with breakups and patchups which spanned over quite a long period of time. It didn’t work out in the end, but there were no hard feelings from either side, which is why so many years later, we are still friends.

People, check out this webby. It’s really cute and ingenious! Its little people interacting with fruits, food etc.
www.minimiam.com/en/goen.html
Here are some pics for those who are lazy to go view the webby.

Friday, April 25, 2008

It’s Friday but it sure doesn’t feel like it. I am so sleepy. *yawn* I have a bad feeling today I’ll be pretty unproductive at work. My body is going into Shut Down mode oready.. I can just feel it.

Yesterday after tubs came to pick me up from work, we went to Hanabi cos we were both craving for Sashimi. Yesterday we didn’t over order but I still ended up very full. Sometimes we think that buffets are damn shiok. But after we go somewhere too often, some dishes lose their appeal and we are just not as ravenous anymore cos we know specifically what we really like and what we can do without instead of being tempted to order everything on the menu. Because I have the Hanabi card, I had the complimentary ice cream. I love good Matcha ice cream so I paid abit more to upgrade the complimentary vanilla/ chocolate ice cream to the Matcha one and the one at Hanabi is pretty good I gotta say. What a nice way to end my dinner.

Had a dream last nite which I shall not share here but I know soon enuff, it will make a clean escape from my memory. Dreams oways have their way of eluding my memory. Maybe I should really start keeping a notebook by my bed to jot down my dreams once I wake up. It wasn’t a good dream, but it also wasn’t one which made me wake up all upset or whatever.

I think I had a ‘nightmare’ cos I was so full before sleeping. I bought 2 bags of Kettle Chips at Katong Cold Storage before we went for dinner yesterday cos it was on offer and I love Kettle Chips. The taste and the bite are just right for me. And last nite while watching ANTM on TV and trying to dry my hair, I was munching on the chips and I think I kinda ODed on them. It didn’t help that I went to sleep soon after I stopped eating it. Oh well.

Today the cleaner aunty bought me nasi lemak for breakfast. OMG I can feel myself becoming one with the chair oready just looking at it. But I shall keep it and have it for lunch. Hur hur.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Last nite’s XDL with my bitches was not satisfying at all. I swear I lost my kick for XDL oready. Which is good in a way whereby we won’t overstuff ourselves anymore. Haha. so what did we do once we were done at XDL? We hopped over to Ah Chew’s for dessert. And that was the killer. I had mango sago with pomelo and it was so thick that we had difficulty finishing it. Called home, wanting to buy some dessert back, and the mother told me she had bought dessert for me and it was in the fridge –faints-

We were really good girls yesterday though. We weren’t tempted to go shopping after dinner. We went home straight away after Ah Chew’s. I was feeling very sleepy while watching TV but I just couldn’t stop watching. I watched the Ch8 show, then I watched American Idol and even though I don’t think they were that good yesterday, I loved the Andrew Lloyd Webber theme. I think he’s simply ingenious and one of those people whom really deserves some credit. It comes as no surprise that out of all the musicals I’ve attended, it is his musicals that tops my list. And I still insist that those who says that people who watches musicals are arty farty are only saying that bcos they haven’t watched a good musical themselves. Cos I don’t see how anybody can NOT like it. I wonder what’s the next musical that’s coming to town. Another musical I would pay to watch a second time is Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. I loved it to bits and even up to now, I listen to the songs occasionally and I can still recall the musical even though it’s been such a long time since I last watched it. I think he has the ability to really evoke feelings from his songs. But then again, that’s what theatre is really about.

Anyway, while taking a smoke downstairs last nite before I went to bed, there was a woman trying to catch her dog and it went on for the longest time ever. I wanted to help her catch her damn dog but I think I saw the dog bite her so I decided to mind my own business. Her dog is a real terror. But why she didn’t leash it up in the first place, I have no idea. But I gotta say the dog is real smart too. He would start running only when she nearly catches it. If not, it’ll just wander around normally. And when she catches it, it’ll snarl and bite her so she has to let it go again. Pretty hilarious stuff but I feel for the poor woman. She was so flustered and yet so patient with the dog. At one point of time, she even tried using reverse psychology on the dog. It did not work at all lor. I nearly laughed out loud. She called the dog to get its attention and pretended to walk off, hoping the dog would follow her. But once she turned her back to pretend to walk off, the little ingrate ran away and she panicked and ran after the dog. I think she can spend the entire nite running after her dog in the estate.

Tubs is going to come steal me away from the office at 4+pm later. I need the break so badly even though it’s just an hour plus before work officially ends but I’ve so much to do that I’ve been staying late so often. I know everyone is telling me to stop killing myself over work and that it’s not worth all the stress and long hours but I have to do what I have to do lah. –shrugs-

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Came to work this morning, thought the alarm system was a little weird, but ignored it. Then the building security came up and said that at 4am, the alarm went off and the police came down. Bravo. Thank goodness they didn’t have my number or else at 4am, I would have to drag my ass back to the office to open the doors and write a police report. The security company is really inefficient too. Asked them to check what’s wrong cos the police and the building security needs a report and they took the entire morning to call me back. I mean as a security company, and when you are requested to do such a simple thing, you don’t need to take the entire morning right *sigh* They’re just making the problem bigger and bigger cos the security is coming up every few minutes and asking me for the report. Gimme a break man. Anyway, the guy called back and said it was a false alarm and something activated the sensor, probably a lizard or something. I wanted to laugh out loud when he said that. I know sensors are supposed to be good, but I think no need to be that good rite. If a lizard decides to go for a walk every nite, I’ll be kept very busy lor.

Anyway, met my girls last nite and we went to Thai Express at Siglap. I was so gei kiang that I ordered a milkshake and some banana fritter dessert thingy which came with ice cream and I couldn’t finish either one. My milkshake was practically left untouched. But what I did finish was my water. Haha. Shouldn’t have ordered anything at all to start with. .

Mandy dear is sick. Everyone is falling sick lor. That’s very terrible. Take care people!! This virus that is going around is absolutely horrendous. I think it’s the same virus I had which the first doctor mistook as ‘food poisoning’. Urgh.

I’m meeting my bitches for Xian De Lai after work! I’m still not very gian to eat there but I will not be a spoiler. Haha. Somehow I have kinda lost interest I steamboats cos I hate how it’s usually so hot, and I hate how my eyes stings when the smoke blows over. But I gotta say XDL is better than some other places. The steamboat at Icon is a killer!! It’s so hot, so crowded, and you have to climb up and down the stairs to take your food. And the stairs is so windy and it doesn’t help that if you are wearing a skirt, everyone downstairs can have a good look at your panties. We were just saying last nite that it’ll be fab if there was a steamboat place where the seats are far apart enuff from other tables, aircon is really cold and they have a good ventilation system that sucks up the smoke before it can get to your hair/face.

Busy busy busy. Gonna do my work now so that I can leave on time.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I finally got some fotos posted yesterday. Those who are interested, just do a quick scroll through the entire month of April’s posts. Did you all spot my Maserati? Haha. I really couldn’t help it. It’s owned by some tai tai who I think stays in the same block as me. I so wanna call her mummy. Hahaha. She used to own 2 of my fave beemers - 2 debonair 6-series. –swoons-

I’m a little tired today. It feels like I haven’t got enuff sleep but I don’t think I slept that little. I was out with my scandal from around 11pm til around 2am I think. Hahaha. I was so hungry lah. But eating macs at that kinda time leads me to my down fall. Went home and used the com for a little bit and I was in bed by 3am.

I am so sad. Today my HP decided to go flying across the toilet floor and when I picked it up, I realized another one of my swarovski crystals has disappeared. *sob sob* There were 6 crystals in total and 2 disappeared somehow somewhere without my knowledge but today’s loss really wrecks me. Boo Hoo. I spent the longest time scouring the floor for the missing piece but to no avail *sigh* I love my handphone strap. Mel bought it for me for one of my birthdays and it’s so pretty. I think it’s time to leave that at home and buy another one before the remaining 3 crystals drop as well.

Anyway, did anybody read about the killer starfruit from China? More than a dozen people are in a coma after eating China starfruit and I think a couple of them are oready dead. That is super WHAT THE FUCK. What the hell is wrong with China? Don’t they EVER learn? Every damn thing is wrong with them. good luck to those going for the Beijing Olympics. They better pack their own food if not the only thing they’ll be competing in is who survives the longest. I wanted to say some mean (but true) things about China but I’ve decided not to. Touchy touchy. But even if I don’t say anything, just look at all the shit that has been happening and you know it’s no unfortunate coincidence. They have no bloody QC!!

I shall go calm myself down and get back to work now. Bye dears!

Monday, April 21, 2008

The weekend is over once again. It is a thoroughly uneventful weekend but tubs was ill so I guess there’s nothing I can do about it. Friday nite, went to pick tubs up and it was too early for bed but tubs was not feeling well enuff to go out so we went to find Mel for a short chat and smoke before going home.

Went to Parkway on Saturday afternoon for lunch and since Kailing was working there, we went to find her and keep her company until I had to buy dinner home for the folks. Went to Brewerkz to celebrate tub’s aunty’s birthday and when it was over, we went to pick Jane up and we ended up at ECP where we talked all the way til 4am, then we had Macs brekkie. Hahaha.

Sunday, went Orchard to walk abit and helped the mother buy her bag. We only walked Tangs and Paragon and I so cannot stand all the maids sitting and loitering around. Urgh. That’s how long I haven’t been to town on a Sunday. Went to tub’s house after that for dinner. There was yummy spaghetti but somehow I wasn’t that hungry. I realize that Sunday dinners are usually good but I never seem to have the appetite.

Sent the big baby to the doc after that and then went back to his house and I ended up leaving close to 3am. Sebei seh.

I’m starting to eat more and more. Scary. I nearly puked out the lunch Mel bought me cos I’m so damn full. But it’s damn shiok. Whatever happened to our diet plan. *sigh* I have so many things to do but I can’t get myself to do anything. I’m oways like that on Mondays. Totally no mood to work. Sianz.

The other day at ECP with tubs and Jane, they were asking if I miss sitting bikes. And I gotta say I do. Not all the time though. I have a lot of reasons to dislike being on a bike. I hate our weather. Either it’s too hot or it’s raining. And it really restricts what I can wear. Also wearing a helmet plus having to tie it up really fucks my good hair days up.

Friday, April 18, 2008

It’s finally Friday! But it’s going to be a mad mad Friday cos the boss will be flying the whole of next week so on top of all the shit that has been coming in fast and furious, I have to preempt more shit that will come in his absence if not I’ll be stuck and screwed at the same time. Not a pretty sight to picture.

It’s not that I have so much time on my hands to blog. It’s just a good form of relaxing myself before I continue fighting it out on the battlefield. Sounds like a nightmare eh? Anyone wanna take over my job? Trust me, it’s a dirty dirty job.

I ate so much yesterday that I couldn’t stand straight after that. Haha. Tubs came to pick me up and we went to Playground @ Big Splash. We wanted to have Carl’s Jr at first but it wasn’t open yet and I felt like having some good Jap food so we ended up at Sushi Tei.

I think yesterday was the most food I had in the past 3 weeks. We shared some winter promo spicy seafood steamboat, salmon sashimi handroll and unagi omelet. I was so full after that I couldn’t stand straight. I think a sudden influx of food was too much for my tummy to take cos it all came out eventually. I should take things nice and slow. Haha. But that was a good meal, I have to say. I like what they did to the area. Many food outlets which we don’t get in the east and they really saved Big Splash. I thought that place was long forsaken but I guess they’re really putting in the effort to revive it. But it’s a real bitch to get there if you don’t drive and they aren’t open throughout the night so I guess it’s best to go on weekend afternoons. However, I’ve seen ECP on weekends and the car queue is snaking all the way from who-knows-where so maybe it’s not such a good idea on second thought. Haha. It’s great to stay so near ECP cos I can just pop over anytime I want to when there’s no crowd. But then again, I only go to the beach at night so either ways it’s not crowded. I dunno what I’m going on and on about oso so I guess I should stop.

Just when I have yet to get over the diamond studded ring I saw the other day, yesterday’s Urban got me all hot and bothered about my love for bags yet again. As in I could practically feel myself hyperventilating while reading it. The Chanel 2.55 is really pretty can. So are many others. I want them so bad… Maybe I shall reward myself with one soon. I know I have so many bags and I don’t even use all of them. But it’s just a girl thing you know *sigh* Diamonds are a girl’s best friends. Oh, I was talking about bags?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

*sigh* It’s only Thursday. I know it’s only one more day of work tomorrow before I don’t need to see the office again for another 2 days but it still sucks. The auditors are here once again but good thing is the girl yesterday was quite obedient and left pretty much on time when I told her that our office closes at 6pm. Let’s hope they keep it up for today and tomorrow as well. I remember the last batch of auditors were quite terrible, staying til late and I had to stay back with them so that I can lock the office up.

This morning’s weather was a little crazy. I was sleeping on the bus when it suddenly started pouring. It was a mad thunderstorm. Thank goodness by the time the bus reached my stop, there wasn’t any rain.

I’ve been getting pretty sufficient sleep for the past couple of nites, sleeping once ANTM ends, which is around 2am. Went to pick Chix up from her place yesterday after work then we went to Jane’s place to park my car and we went to Roxy for ban mian. My tummy is as good as fully recovered oready but one thing that hasn’t been fully restored is my appetite. Haha. Finished half the bowl of noodles and I was done. Went to Parkway to walk and I saw a lovely ring *sigh* It felt so right on my finger. Haha. I love my diamonds so damn much. Walked around in Parkway until 11pm. Are we powerful or what?

When we went back to Jane’s house to take the car, the security guard was being a little bitch. He’s a guy but I still think the word ‘bitch’ suits him cos he was just trying to be difficult. I mean don’t even bother trying to argue when you have a weak argument. I think he’s seriously underestimating our tempers when he saw 3 girls. Luckily he was just trying to be difficult and wasn’t too mean if not I would have unleashed my pent up vocab that has been stored and accumulating for such scenarios. Who knows, Jane lost it first and told him off. Hahahaha. Do not mess with the resident. My bitch bites. Sometimes I do wonder why some security guards can be so anal. I mean they work there for goodness sake. They don’t even live there and they act like they own the place. They are seriously deluded man. They must be so bored in the guard room that they start making up stories to themselves about how the place is under their control. Get a life.

Chixy came down to have lunch with Mel and I. How I wish we all could just slack the whole afternoon away with them and not go back to work. *sigh* But that’s just a wish. Gotta go back to getting down and dirty with my work now. Ciaoz!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Ok. Today I am tired. Maybe I’m tired cos I was out last nite, maybe I’m tired cos it’s only Tuesday and there’s so much shit work to do that I really wanna throw everything down and screw the office.

Didn’t do much yesterday after work other than meeting my girls at Xin Wang around midnite. I think the next time we go there and my girls can get the car, it is more advisable to meet there separately cos even though they don’t stay that far off, it still makes a lot more sense for them to come down to my area on their own rather than for me to go down to their area, fetch them to my area, then send them home, then making my way back home.

Chixy is very affected by something that happened yesterday. I think when I heard how it happened, it affected me a little too. But definitely in a different way than Chixy. I was thinking more about how easy it is to get into an accident by just crossing the road and end up so seriously injured/dead. It scared me a little. Yah, I know after the Siglap maid accident and all, it still didn’t hit me that much until yesterday’s incident. These are things nobody will ever expect to happen *sigh*

Anyway, the mad bitch called just now. For what, I dunno oso. I must have sounded so unwilling to talk to her that even she didn’t know what to say. I know she was hoping I’d be a little more ‘enthusiastic’ to hear her voice but sorry lor. Once I knew it was her, I gave her some serious attitude. She must have felt the chill in my voice cos for once, she was at a lost for words. And why she told me where she’s working now, I have no idea. She must be a really sad bitch at her new work place, unable to unleash the mad woman in her in fear of being fired yet again.

During lunch with Mel, I suddenly remembered I have a Nightmare Before Christmas jigsaw puzzle which I spent a bomb on years back, which I love but just somehow never gotten down to fixing. I think I shall try to find it and complete it!

Monday, April 14, 2008

I think there must be some really potent viruses in my system. It’s been slightly over a week and I’m still not well. When the weekend came, I figured I felt slightly better. But I guess I was wrong.

Friday night, skipped dinner cos I still didn’t have any appetite and tubs & I went to Sentosa. It was there when I realized I wasn’t feeling as well as I thought so after walking around abit and finding somewhere to sit and talk, we left Sentosa. Took some pictures but the pictures are abit blurry.

Friday, April 11, 2008

I really shouldn’t be at work today. I’m feeling worse than yesterday. I feel weak from constantly going to the toilet. Yup. It’s been almost a week since I last started this shit (pun not intended) and it’s the weekend and I’m still at it. As much as the little I ate on Wed had threatened to come out, but it did not and I thought it was a good sign.. I guess I was wrong.

Yesterday I was so damn busy at work but when I realized it was after 6pm oready, I just left. I need to stop killing myself for this company. It was pouring like mad and it was a treacherous journey to the MRT. Thank goodness my brolly didn’t decide to do a backflip. Small foldable brollies can be quite unpredictable and hard to trust.

Anyway, met my bitches at Vivo and they really look like twins man. To start with, I oready found their hairstyle + colour to be replicas. Then yesterday, both of them were wearing black and white. Haha. For once, I was the one who broke up the colour coordination.

We decided to have dinner at White Dog Café, where tubs came to join us after we were done with dinner. I had fish & chips which I ate half of, and also which came out in the toilet after that. Me spending on food is the most not worth it thing for me this past week. But because I have been so deprived of food and all things nice, I keep getting the urge to buy food and more food, only to either not eat it, or have it come out anally or by ‘Merlion’. Hahaha. I think I can represent Singapore oready.

Went to find Mandy dear for a smoke cos she was at Vivo too and then we walked around til the shops closed. Wanted to take a cab but the cab queue was madness. Whatever happened to people refusing to take cabs after the fare hike? Anyway, we tried to flag for a cab off the road and the bloody cab driver deiced to quote us a flat rate of $35. Bloody fucker. Should have taken down his number plate and complained. Uncle, this is Singapore, not JB leh. Anyway, we ended up taking the MRT to Boon Keng and just as my legs were going to give way, we all got seats.

Shared a cab home from there and as usual, it was hysterics in the cab.
Topic of the day- “What happens when you need to burp while in the midst of giving a BJ”
Go think about it. I think tubs must be damn seh everytime he hears the uncouth things that comes out from our mouths.

Jane’s birthday on the 13th. And because I don’t usually blog during the weekends, I shall do a pre-birthday shout out instead of a belated one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!
Thanks to the many years of zaniness, pig-outs, burps, shopping, late-nite/early-morning hang outs, phone calls, unintentional comment bloopers etc etc. I know you love me too. Hur hur.
Remember to 自爱大方 k. Hahahha. For those people reading this whose eyes are popping out by that “成语”, please take comfort in the fact that I didn’t come up with it. It is one of Jane’s self-made phrases which she commonly uses. Followed by “猪狗朋友”. Hahahaha. Pengz. Some people are just not meant to speak mandarin. Oops, I’m supposed to be saying good things about the birthday girl. But it’s hard leh. So I think I better stop. Haha.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

First of all, I am someone who is very anal about planning my time. Today is frustrating for me cos nobody has given me a confirmation. Now I have about 6 different sides left dangling.

So first of all, I think I owe Mandy dear an apology cos she was the most ‘on’ about going St James with me tonight and right up to the last min, I still leave her dangling…

Angel, if you are reading this, you were supposed to get back to me like last week lah! But how do I get angry with my friend of 18 years? *sigh*

M***, you replied me a whole load of stuff and in the end, I still didn’t get a fixed answer from you.. OMG.. thanks huh..

And to top it off, Mel is not feeling well so I don’t even know if she’ll be going.

Jane has decided to celebrate her birthday today and Little Miss Undecided couldn’t decide on where to go the entire time we were out yesterday after work.. So Chixy and I decided on Vivo for her cos
1. We can pop by St James if we want to
2. I can meet Mandy
3. It’s very nearby for both of us which means we can meet up earlier
4. Vivo has a million places we can eat at
But instead of saying ‘Yes’ or ‘No’, Little Miss Wishy Washy did her classic by trying to beat around the bush. And so I decided to ask her straight if she didn’t wanna go Vivo. And she said ‘Not dun wan, tentatively vivo first, I go see got anything else we can try for dinner lor’
My dear ah, I know we’re yours for the night to celebrate your birthday but somethings I really need to know in advance and an honest answer from you would be great
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And so my request to ‘Let me know by tonite’ became ‘Let you know tml afternoon latest when I get home’.
I really wanna kill you leh. But I still love you. Somehow. Hahaha.

Now my poor tubs is left dangling too. Speaking of which, after hearing him snore in my ear the entire nite, I can still feel the after effects of it at work now. There seem to be tremors deep in my ears. Haha. And the best he could offer was how tired he was…

I am still unable to eat too much. Yesterday was my best attempt so far. Tried to eat some noodles with my bitches and even though I ate less than ½ of it, I didn’t puke it out (though I nearly did). That was after our manicure session at Parkway which I have to say I’m really beginning to hate. They do a bad job and they talk too much for their own good. They’re not even being friendly or try making small talk. They talk amongst themselves and are bloody sarcastic to customers. My mani and pedi didn’t even last the nite. I’m damn pissed.

Went grocery shopping after that and we bought a cheesecake each and I oso bought other stuff like sushi for the boy. I dunno why I bought it cos I don’t even have any appetite. But I know I can trust the mother to wipe it off in a jiffy.

Cabbed home with Chixy after that and we got a nice comfy cab. And a young taxi driver, which Chixy kept accidentally call ‘uncle’. Hahahaha.

Went home, showered, then went to pick tubs up. We played with what tubs calls the ‘Persian Replica’ and gave it a good scratch before we headed home. Tubs + Bed = The rest is history. zzZzzZzZzz. Trying to watch ANTM with tub’s snores at the same time is a real challenge. Haha.

I am very crabby today but I agreed to keep my temper in check due to certain reasons. Therefore I shall 忍. But please people, I really do not appreciate long grandmother stories around and around the mulberry bush. Just get to the point. It makes everything so much simpler. If I ask a question, a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’ would suffice. Don’t say ‘ok’ but actually you are not ‘ok’. Cos it really defeats the purpose of the questions and that is really not called communication and I don’t like reading minds when I’ve so much to do at work. Please k.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

I’m finally back. On a Wednesday no doubt, but nevertheless, I’m still back. Back busier than ever, but then again, I’m too stoned on medication to feel flustered. Which is good. And I can still find time to blog. The miracles of drugs. Yup, I’ve been down for the past 2 days. I’m not complaining that much cos it was a good break from work. Plus it didn’t hit me over the weekend. So it’s all good. And I haven’t eaten in 2 days and counting so I think now’s the best time to lose some weight. In case you still can’t figure out what I’m saying, here’s for you in simple English – I fell fucking sick.

Since my brain is oready pretty messed up now, I shall try my best to recall what’s been happening the past few days before it gets permanently erased off from my memory.

FRI
Tubs picked me up from work and we went to pick M***** up. On the way, I told tubs some things which I have been wanting to say, but not meaning to, but since he forced me to say, I told him. And I shall take it as a good thing cos now tubs can judge this weird character for himself. Haha. And I wasn’t exaggerating when I described this character as psycho-possesive-complusive-youbelongtomeandmeonly-bestfriend-boyfriend. Lolx. He really does come across that way.

Anyway, it was to tub’s place for dinner and cake cutting. I think his is the only household when I don’t see cakes disappear in 30 seconds after cutting it. The last I saw of the cake before it went back into the fridge was…. *drum roll* Probably more than ¾ of it still intact and uneaten.

Later that nite, we went to a pub at Tanjong Pagar with Jack and Crystal. Beer and Chivas was our choice of poison. I love my Chivas. I love it even more cos I remember how much Chivas Dan had to drink the last time round when his evil plans to make me drink backfired. Sometimes lady luck is on my side when it comes to blackjack you know. Anyway, I digress. That nite I barely drank cos I was the responsible appointed driver, dedicated to send everyone home safe and sound. But I think I unknowingly downed 2 glasses of beer and another 2 glasses or Chivas. They didn’t finish the Chivas and we decided to leave. Looks like we’ll be back there soon enuff.

Before we left, the birthday boy went to puke. And on the way on to Swee Chun for supper, Jack had to stop at the roadside to hurl. Haha. And they didn’t even drink that much! But I know what they’re going to say.. That beer and Chivas is not a good mix.. and that they drank too fast.. Oh well.. If they say so.

Drove the 3 sleeping babies home and I hope I wasn’t caught on camera speeding or beating the red light bcos I know I did. Oops.

SAT
Went Punggol with tubs for his ang pow collection then we went Daidomon for his birthday dinner. That’s his Bday present PartI. I gotta say I have mixed feelings towards this place. The meats are really good I gotta say. But somehow the ambience just isn’t nice enuff. Came up to ard $70 per person. Went home to get changed first and gave tubs his Bday present PartII. Went to pick M***** up after that and then we went Brewerkz to meet Dan & Sharon. The boys shared a tower and because it was DAY2 for me being the designated driver, I nursed a ice lemon tea which I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed. Haha. Went home, watched Horton on DVD, and we went to eat Macs brekkie. I love Siglap Macs for being 24 hours now. Tubs ate something which didn’t look very appetizing. It was like your usual sausage mcmuffin with egg except it was pancakes in place of the muffins.

Went back home and went to bed.

SUN
Woke up around lunch time and daddy bought us lunch. After that, I started having the runs. But I can’t decide if it was bcos of the dinner at Daidomon, the Macs brekkie or lunch. And tubs was fine and he ate the exact same thing as me so I’m clueless.

Anyway, we went to Parkway to walk around and tubs picked out his bday present PartIII. I know he likes it a lot bcos he even gave it a name. Haha. Walked around until it was time to head over to Granny’s for dinner. I had actually not wanted to eat bcos my tummy wasn’t feeling that good but when I saw what was for dinner, me and tubs went crazy. Granny makes the best bak kut noodles ever.

Went to meet Jane, Tiger and Chixy at the prawn farm and surprisingly, it wasn’t that crowded. Found some catfish swimming in some leftover green tea and guys used them as bait. Gross. Haha. But the catch of the day was pretty good I gotta say. I think they caught close to 40 prawns.
Batch 1...

Batch 2...

Giagantos prawn head..

And there were somemore still uncooked and awaiting our mercy but pics with Jane.

Was feeling quite sick towards the end so we left without eating the prawns and…. I hurled on the grass patch somewhere outside tub’s house. Haha. All my yummy dinner is gone thru my mouth. I think that area must smell like a bed of roses while it baked in the sun the next day. Haha. Ok I shall try not to be gross. That was when I knew I couldn’t go work the next day. To have diarrhea-ed my Sunday away was still bearable. But to puke my guts out was another. I somehow managed to get home without killing myself or puking in the car and instead of sleeping like a baby til the next day, I spent the whole nite in the loo. I shall spare you the details.

MON
Stoned at home, stoned in bed, stoned in front of the telly, stoned in front of the com.

In the evening, tubs called to say he was having diarrhea and puking as well. OMG.. his body system is damn laggy. The day before, he could still jokingly ask me ‘do you feel thinner?’ What a bastard eh. This time I asked him the same question and I bet he wanted to shoot himself. It’s called KARMA, baby.

Daddy sent me to the doc in the evening and I think I must have sat there for an hour or so before it was my turn. Doc says ‘Looks like you have food poisoning, fever and a sore throat and I want you to stay home for 2 days.’ But being me, I took the full dosage of the medicine once I got home like a good girl and by nite, I was out wif my bitches. I decided to try eating some porridge and drinking some juice. I felt nauseous straight away but somehow I managed to hold it in all the way until I sent them home, went home and wash up, then I puked. And it smelt like juice. Hahaha. Bad attempt at eating.

TUE
Woke up at 10am and watched Jumper DVD. Slacked around at home and felt kinda better bcos I didn’t have to go to the loo anymore. But then again, it may be bcos I have absolutely nothing in my system to output anymore. Around 6pm, went to pick up Janey and we went to Paya Lebar to meet the Chix. And clever me found the yong tao foo too unappetizing so I decided to eat Cavana with Jane. After afew bites, I decided to call it a day cos it was having a war with my stomach and it sucked big time. But what I managed to finish after that was the yoghurt we had after dinner. It was super yummy! My bitches decided to do some shopping after that but my head was spinning like mad so I ended up not buying anything. Sent them home and then I thought I could have an early nite but I couldn’t get to sleep. Bummer.

Anyways, while watching the telly, I caught a glimpse of my cousin with Polar. I think they will be appearing on Rouge, Sunday 10pm Channel 5. This week’s feature is on therapy dogs. Yup, that’s Polar. Now you know what it takes to be a therapy dog. Just be lazy. Haha. Even though Polar is quite a big dog (he’s a Samoyed), he’s just like a rug and there’s no way in hell he’ll pounce on and kill the old folks.

Quote for the nite “I am a therapy dog”
Hahahaha.
I’m not gonna say who said that so as to not embarrass that person.


Anyway, it’s Wednesday today. I’m feeling slightly better, still fearful to put anything into my mouth, but definitely better than a couple of days ago.

Thanks to everyone who showed concern over MSN and those who called to check if I was still alive. You know who you are and you know I love you. I choose not to name names bcos it’ll only highlight who were the ones who seemingly din give a damn. I admit I was a little crabby the past few days (what do you expect when I’m sick to the bone eh?) But I think probably 1 or 2 of those which I didn’t really bother conversing much with deserved it. Shall not pursue it, but let’s just say I wasn’t the only one being a bitch. Hur hur.

And bcos I haven’t been blogging since last Friday, here’s wishing my darling BF a very public HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I know I don’t have to do this since I’ve been with him the entire birthday weekend but I still wanna wish him here as well. Just a short and simple message cos everything else is just for his ears only. Haha.
Darls, I know your birthday wasn’t anything fanciful, but I hope you had fun, and I hope you liked all your presents. Love you!

Friday, April 04, 2008

It’s finally Friday. But it doesn’t feel like a weekend at all. Maybe only after work will it hit me that for the next 2 days, I do not have to slog away at the office.

Yesterday I was kinda pissed off. Shall not go into detail but the exact reason why I didn’t wanna go down, well, happened. Before that I told you oready. And you still didn’t do anything about it. I do wonder what is your real intention of wanting me to go. Wed was a fab day. But you just flung the opportunity out the window and it resulted in what happened yesterday. Yesterday was one of those times when I really wished I got involved in an accident or something to make you wake up. Sad that my words fall on deaf ears yah.

Anyway, because of certain reasons, I’m gonna swallow that down. Something happened which was kinda worrying. That, I shall disclose to close friends only in private. But all I can say is that you changed my life and not necessarily in a good way. And ultimately, you are at the losing end.

But whatever it is, I shall try not to argue this weekend. I shall pray for patience, tolerance and will power. Haha.

I spent the whole morning just doing 1 person’s expenses. If you are wondering why it takes so bloody long, it’s not because I’m incompetent. It’s because that person gave 2 years worth of accumulated loose receipts. Fanfuckingtastic. Why can’t he be like others and do it 1 trip at a time is beyond me. And because of this, the bank account is going to have a lot of problems cos I’ll have to write a cheque for him which amounts to tens of thousand of dollars. Fuck.

Shall go back to killing myself now. Will blog again if I can find the time!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

I was kinda dreading yesterday morning’s meeting but it was a short one so it was ok. Long meetings makes me drift away and hallucinate. Haha. I hated the girl from KPMG that came over. She is just a bloody auditor but she acts like the queen with her nose up in the air and talks like she’s boss. And I so cannot stand her fake accent. Yes, I’m just saying accent cos I dun even know what type of accent she is trying to use.

And then there’s our ever famous Mr H***** C*******. The one with the famous pot belly and bad combover, and at times, bad mood. Today he seems pretty jolly, which was fine by me, until he decided to let rip halfway thru the meeting. I was so horrified I nearly ran out of the conference room and all the boss could do was to smile knowingly at me. Thanks ah. Thank goodness there was no smell if not I would surely excuse myself. Horrific.

Because I was so busy with work yesterday, I didn’t even have time to blog so even though right now I’m still up to my neck with work, I shall try to squeeze in an entry and catch my breath at the same time.

Yesterday was Mel’s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for lunch at Vivo~ I guess she’s the only ‘family’ that I’m really close to and we practically grew up together and those are memories nobody else can experience. Love you cuzzie!

Speaking of birthdays, today is Sean Carson’s birthday so here’s wishing the fat man a very happy birthday as well. I have no idea why we are forever at loggerheads. It’s like we get a kick insulting each other and seeing who can outdo the other but that’s how we oways were since years back, only then was peppered with a little bit more lurve. Haha.

Last nite, went to pick my bitches up and we went to Xin Wang. I can’t stand the group of people sitting beside us. Typical young kids, damn loud and obnoxious, trying to dress cool, going on and on about cars. I guess the guys were trying to impress the girls with them, and the girl was trying to impress the guys. I nearly fainted when the girl told the guys “The X3 & X5 is damn nice. But they don’t have it on Singapore roads”. Which rock have you been living under man… And the worse part was the guys were non the wiser. That was a seriously WTF moment man.. They spent the entire time bragging about their knowledge of cars, and I gave them the benefit of the doubt that probably one of them just passed their license or something, then they decided to leave because ‘We need to catch the last bus’.
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Anyway, we were glad that they left. Nothing beats some quiet time with my bitches. Haha. I have no idea why somehow our conversation topic oways lingers around 2 main topics – guys and ghost stories. Which freaks us out cos we all have to take the lift on our own when we leave for home. But we just can’t control ourselves.

Anyway, somebody came and I guess he diverted he mood so after that we weren’t so scared and were good to go. Haha.

Met Chixy at Habourfront for lunch. We dined at Coffee Club and can I say I’m so damn full. I’m near bursting and the hot weather isn’t helping one bit lah. I want to be home now!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Just when I thought I was seriously PMSing, somebody dropped by with a box of my fave Royce chocolates. I swear I’m not gonna share it and I’m gonna finish it all by myself. Screw watching my weight. Haha. Unfortunately, I finish work at 6pm and not at 5pm so serve you right for not remembering! Lolx. But I appreciate the offer for the ride home and I know you won’t let me go without insisting on bringing me to dinner but it’s really ok. The chocs more than brightened my day so thanks a lot and sorry I can’t even run out for a quick smoke cos the boss is in.
Therefore, the moral of the day is that I’m not feeling like crap because I’m PMSing. And thus I shall not blame it on the impending time of the month.

Yesterday’s dinner was at Perle Noire to celebrate mummy’s birthday. I love the food there but I think the Feng Shui there is very bad cos it was empty when we went there. Daddy even joked that he booked the whole place just for her birthday celebration. Haha. Right. He didn’t even buy a cake or make reservations lor. We just walked in.

And it isn’t only Perle Noire that’s this quiet. It used to be Liquid Kitchen and before that was Mr Bojangles and both were great places as well but they just couldn’t sustain. Oh well.

The ambience at Perle Noire is very nice, the service staff (a bunch of Pilipino) were very friendly and attentive, and of course the food is great and not even all that expensive and yet, it is just not somewhere you keep thinking about going back to. Blame it on the Feng Shui!!

And one very important thing to start the meal is the bread. The bread was good herb bread with was just the right warmness which is fab. I hate cold hard buns. In all, we ordered mushroom soup, pumpkin soup, fresh French oysters (which only me & mummy ate), Pork Rack, Veal Rack, Pork Kunckle, Foie Gras, Beef Burger. The Foie Gras was mummy’s but she gave me half of it and I almost died and went to heaven. I love Foie Gras to death.

Jasmine Su
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