I’m finally back. On a Wednesday no doubt, but nevertheless, I’m still back. Back busier than ever, but then again, I’m too stoned on medication to feel flustered. Which is good. And I can still find time to blog. The miracles of drugs. Yup, I’ve been down for the past 2 days. I’m not complaining that much cos it was a good break from work. Plus it didn’t hit me over the weekend. So it’s all good. And I haven’t eaten in 2 days and counting so I think now’s the best time to lose some weight. In case you still can’t figure out what I’m saying, here’s for you in simple English – I fell fucking sick.
Since my brain is oready pretty messed up now, I shall try my best to recall what’s been happening the past few days before it gets permanently erased off from my memory.
FRI
Tubs picked me up from work and we went to pick M***** up. On the way, I told tubs some things which I have been wanting to say, but not meaning to, but since he forced me to say, I told him. And I shall take it as a good thing cos now tubs can judge this weird character for himself. Haha. And I wasn’t exaggerating when I described this character as psycho-possesive-complusive-youbelongtomeandmeonly-bestfriend-boyfriend. Lolx. He really does come across that way.
Anyway, it was to tub’s place for dinner and cake cutting. I think his is the only household when I don’t see cakes disappear in 30 seconds after cutting it. The last I saw of the cake before it went back into the fridge was…. *drum roll* Probably more than ¾ of it still intact and uneaten.
Later that nite, we went to a pub at Tanjong Pagar with Jack and Crystal. Beer and Chivas was our choice of poison. I love my Chivas. I love it even more cos I remember how much Chivas Dan had to drink the last time round when his evil plans to make me drink backfired. Sometimes lady luck is on my side when it comes to blackjack you know. Anyway, I digress. That nite I barely drank cos I was the responsible appointed driver, dedicated to send everyone home safe and sound. But I think I unknowingly downed 2 glasses of beer and another 2 glasses or Chivas. They didn’t finish the Chivas and we decided to leave. Looks like we’ll be back there soon enuff.
Before we left, the birthday boy went to puke. And on the way on to Swee Chun for supper, Jack had to stop at the roadside to hurl. Haha. And they didn’t even drink that much! But I know what they’re going to say.. That beer and Chivas is not a good mix.. and that they drank too fast.. Oh well.. If they say so.
Drove the 3 sleeping babies home and I hope I wasn’t caught on camera speeding or beating the red light bcos I know I did. Oops.
SAT
Went Punggol with tubs for his ang pow collection then we went Daidomon for his birthday dinner. That’s his Bday present PartI. I gotta say I have mixed feelings towards this place. The meats are really good I gotta say. But somehow the ambience just isn’t nice enuff. Came up to ard $70 per person. Went home to get changed first and gave tubs his Bday present PartII. Went to pick M***** up after that and then we went Brewerkz to meet Dan & Sharon. The boys shared a tower and because it was DAY2 for me being the designated driver, I nursed a ice lemon tea which I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed. Haha. Went home, watched Horton on DVD, and we went to eat Macs brekkie. I love Siglap Macs for being 24 hours now. Tubs ate something which didn’t look very appetizing. It was like your usual sausage mcmuffin with egg except it was pancakes in place of the muffins.
Went back home and went to bed.
SUN
Woke up around lunch time and daddy bought us lunch. After that, I started having the runs. But I can’t decide if it was bcos of the dinner at Daidomon, the Macs brekkie or lunch. And tubs was fine and he ate the exact same thing as me so I’m clueless.
Anyway, we went to Parkway to walk around and tubs picked out his bday present PartIII. I know he likes it a lot bcos he even gave it a name. Haha. Walked around until it was time to head over to Granny’s for dinner. I had actually not wanted to eat bcos my tummy wasn’t feeling that good but when I saw what was for dinner, me and tubs went crazy. Granny makes the best bak kut noodles ever.
Went to meet Jane, Tiger and Chixy at the prawn farm and surprisingly, it wasn’t that crowded. Found some catfish swimming in some leftover green tea and guys used them as bait. Gross. Haha. But the catch of the day was pretty good I gotta say. I think they caught close to 40 prawns.
Batch 1...
Batch 2...
Giagantos prawn head..
And there were somemore still uncooked and awaiting our mercy but pics with Jane.
Was feeling quite sick towards the end so we left without eating the prawns and…. I hurled on the grass patch somewhere outside tub’s house. Haha. All my yummy dinner is gone thru my mouth. I think that area must smell like a bed of roses while it baked in the sun the next day. Haha. Ok I shall try not to be gross. That was when I knew I couldn’t go work the next day. To have diarrhea-ed my Sunday away was still bearable. But to puke my guts out was another. I somehow managed to get home without killing myself or puking in the car and instead of sleeping like a baby til the next day, I spent the whole nite in the loo. I shall spare you the details.
MON
Stoned at home, stoned in bed, stoned in front of the telly, stoned in front of the com.
In the evening, tubs called to say he was having diarrhea and puking as well. OMG.. his body system is damn laggy. The day before, he could still jokingly ask me ‘do you feel thinner?’ What a bastard eh. This time I asked him the same question and I bet he wanted to shoot himself. It’s called KARMA, baby.
Daddy sent me to the doc in the evening and I think I must have sat there for an hour or so before it was my turn. Doc says ‘Looks like you have food poisoning, fever and a sore throat and I want you to stay home for 2 days.’ But being me, I took the full dosage of the medicine once I got home like a good girl and by nite, I was out wif my bitches. I decided to try eating some porridge and drinking some juice. I felt nauseous straight away but somehow I managed to hold it in all the way until I sent them home, went home and wash up, then I puked. And it smelt like juice. Hahaha. Bad attempt at eating.
TUE
Woke up at 10am and watched Jumper DVD. Slacked around at home and felt kinda better bcos I didn’t have to go to the loo anymore. But then again, it may be bcos I have absolutely nothing in my system to output anymore. Around 6pm, went to pick up Janey and we went to Paya Lebar to meet the Chix. And clever me found the yong tao foo too unappetizing so I decided to eat Cavana with Jane. After afew bites, I decided to call it a day cos it was having a war with my stomach and it sucked big time. But what I managed to finish after that was the yoghurt we had after dinner. It was super yummy! My bitches decided to do some shopping after that but my head was spinning like mad so I ended up not buying anything. Sent them home and then I thought I could have an early nite but I couldn’t get to sleep. Bummer.
Anyways, while watching the telly, I caught a glimpse of my cousin with Polar. I think they will be appearing on Rouge, Sunday 10pm Channel 5. This week’s feature is on therapy dogs. Yup, that’s Polar. Now you know what it takes to be a therapy dog. Just be lazy. Haha. Even though Polar is quite a big dog (he’s a Samoyed), he’s just like a rug and there’s no way in hell he’ll pounce on and kill the old folks.
Quote for the nite “I am a therapy dog”
Hahahaha.
I’m not gonna say who said that so as to not embarrass that person.
Anyway, it’s Wednesday today. I’m feeling slightly better, still fearful to put anything into my mouth, but definitely better than a couple of days ago.
Thanks to everyone who showed concern over MSN and those who called to check if I was still alive. You know who you are and you know I love you. I choose not to name names bcos it’ll only highlight who were the ones who seemingly din give a damn. I admit I was a little crabby the past few days (what do you expect when I’m sick to the bone eh?) But I think probably 1 or 2 of those which I didn’t really bother conversing much with deserved it. Shall not pursue it, but let’s just say I wasn’t the only one being a bitch. Hur hur.
And bcos I haven’t been blogging since last Friday, here’s wishing my darling BF a very public HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I know I don’t have to do this since I’ve been with him the entire birthday weekend but I still wanna wish him here as well. Just a short and simple message cos everything else is just for his ears only. Haha.
Darls, I know your birthday wasn’t anything fanciful, but I hope you had fun, and I hope you liked all your presents. Love you!
Asphyxiated at at 11:35 AM
