I really shouldn’t be at work today. I’m feeling worse than yesterday. I feel weak from constantly going to the toilet. Yup. It’s been almost a week since I last started this shit (pun not intended) and it’s the weekend and I’m still at it. As much as the little I ate on Wed had threatened to come out, but it did not and I thought it was a good sign.. I guess I was wrong.
Yesterday I was so damn busy at work but when I realized it was after 6pm oready, I just left. I need to stop killing myself for this company. It was pouring like mad and it was a treacherous journey to the MRT. Thank goodness my brolly didn’t decide to do a backflip. Small foldable brollies can be quite unpredictable and hard to trust.
Anyway, met my bitches at Vivo and they really look like twins man. To start with, I oready found their hairstyle + colour to be replicas. Then yesterday, both of them were wearing black and white. Haha. For once, I was the one who broke up the colour coordination.
We decided to have dinner at White Dog Café, where tubs came to join us after we were done with dinner. I had fish & chips which I ate half of, and also which came out in the toilet after that. Me spending on food is the most not worth it thing for me this past week. But because I have been so deprived of food and all things nice, I keep getting the urge to buy food and more food, only to either not eat it, or have it come out anally or by ‘Merlion’. Hahaha. I think I can represent Singapore oready.
Went to find Mandy dear for a smoke cos she was at Vivo too and then we walked around til the shops closed. Wanted to take a cab but the cab queue was madness. Whatever happened to people refusing to take cabs after the fare hike? Anyway, we tried to flag for a cab off the road and the bloody cab driver deiced to quote us a flat rate of $35. Bloody fucker. Should have taken down his number plate and complained. Uncle, this is Singapore, not JB leh. Anyway, we ended up taking the MRT to Boon Keng and just as my legs were going to give way, we all got seats.
Shared a cab home from there and as usual, it was hysterics in the cab.
Topic of the day- “What happens when you need to burp while in the midst of giving a BJ”
Go think about it. I think tubs must be damn seh everytime he hears the uncouth things that comes out from our mouths.
Jane’s birthday on the 13th. And because I don’t usually blog during the weekends, I shall do a pre-birthday shout out instead of a belated one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!
Thanks to the many years of zaniness, pig-outs, burps, shopping, late-nite/early-morning hang outs, phone calls, unintentional comment bloopers etc etc. I know you love me too. Hur hur.
Remember to 自爱大方 k. Hahahha. For those people reading this whose eyes are popping out by that “成语”, please take comfort in the fact that I didn’t come up with it. It is one of Jane’s self-made phrases which she commonly uses. Followed by “猪狗朋友”. Hahahaha. Pengz. Some people are just not meant to speak mandarin. Oops, I’m supposed to be saying good things about the birthday girl. But it’s hard leh. So I think I better stop. Haha.
Asphyxiated at at 11:21 AM
